Sunday, November 19, 2017

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Montana Rules:
  1. Pull up your droopy pants. You look like an idiot.
  2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
  3. So you have a $60,000 dollar car. We're impressed. We have quarter-million dollar, air conditioned tractors that we drive three weeks a year.
  4. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham & turkey.
  5. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
  6. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit the water hazards ---- it spooks the fish.
  7. Colleges? Try Montana State or the University of Montana. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come home for the holidays.
  8. We have more folks per capita in the Navy, Army, Marines, and Air Force than any other state, so "Don't Mess with Montana." If you do, you'll likely get your butt kicked.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. messymimi
4. Margs Animals
5. Woodsterman
6. Stupid Headlines
7. Marvelous Marv
8. Mike Golch

32 comments:

  1. Good rules.

    Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

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    1. I like the first one the very best. We see a lot of pants like that around here and it does look stupid. :)

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  2. Love the 'pull up your droopy pants' is my favorite one. Sandee, you and Zane have such a great Sunday.

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    1. Mine too, Marg. We see way too much of nasty underwear here. :)

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  3. I will never go to Montana. I'm scared to go into the United States.
    See ya Sandee.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. The United States is nothing to be scared of. It's certain places that are scary. Just like in every country. :)

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  4. Lol! Pull up your droopy pants!

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    1. Some can hardly walk because their pants are so low. :)

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  5. Funny how every State thinks there people are made of such tough stuff...now, New Jersey...

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    1. They have these for every state indeed, Joe. :)

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  6. LOL I have booked my ticket

    Have a montanatastic SSS :-h

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    1. Oh goody. I'll meet you there, Steve. :)

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  7. I love this!!!! Have a great..better yet a fabulous day! xoxo

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    1. You do the same too, Kathe. :)

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  8. I can't dispute any of that

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    1. It's hard to when it's the truth. :)

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  9. Hmm. Better ditch the BMW?

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    1. The farm equipment comment is really true. :)

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  10. LOVE the Montana rules...Having been born and raised in Alberta (the Canadian province directly north of Montana) many of those rules apply up there (particularly outside of the "Big" Cities) and I've heard them as Albertan Rules!
    Thanks for the laughs and the memories!
    Barb

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    1. Good for you. You live is some wonderful country then. :)

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  11. I could live in Montana. I actually have a childhood friend who lives there

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    1. I wouldn't care for the winters, but the summers are awesome. :)

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  12. I can live with those rules...I actually agree with them ;-)

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    1. I do too. It's common sense. :)

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  13. I think a lot of states can claim a lot of members and or veterans.

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    1. Yes they can, Mike. I find these humorous at times the differences between states. :)

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  14. I wonder how they feel about rockets.

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    1. Where you are concerned I'm guessing they are just fine with rockets. :)

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  15. Some good rules Sandee.
    I so often want to say "Pull up your droopy pants. You look like an idiot" to a lot of teenagers.

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    1. They think it looks so cool. It doesn't. :)

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