Sunday, September 10, 2017

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

The Seminar:

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.

The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband - "I love you, Sweetheart."

Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with one another and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.

Below are the top 8 replies. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?
  1. Who the heck is this?
  2. What now? Did you wreck the car again?
  3. I don't understand what you mean?
  4. What the hell did you do now?
  5. Don't beat about the bush,  just tell me how much you need?
  6. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
  7. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
  8. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
Hat tip: Jerry T.
Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. messymimi
4. Margs Animals
5. Mike Golch
6. Woodsterman
7. Willy & Fluffy
8. Just Out
9. Stupid Headlines
10. Skunkfeathers

30 comments:

  1. LOL my favourite is 7. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. d-)

    Have a loveyoutastic SSS :-f

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  2. I don't like cell phones. There, I've solved the problem.

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    1. I have mine off more than on. I cringe when we are out on the road and someone is on the freeway texting while driving. :)

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  3. Heeheehee! Any leader of a seminar like this should know men don't like to talk about feelings!

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  4. Oh my COD, that is so funny. Thanks for the good laugh Sandee. Needed that this morning. We are only get some wind and rain tomorrow. Sandee, you and Zane have a super day.

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    1. Prayers for all those affected in any way to Irma. :)

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  5. Great answers to a dumb text considering long time married people have long time communication.

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    1. Hubby and I don't fall into this category one bit. :)

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  6. Sorry, wrong number.

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    1. That's a good one too. :)

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  7. Sorry but I would question that text myself haha

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    1. My hubby wouldn't one bit. :)

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  8. Those are great, my hubby would write #4 :)

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  9. These are great. I'm thinking Wade would just totally ignore the text

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    1. Perhaps he would think you were hacked? :)

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  10. I love Number 4 :)) :-f :-h d-)

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    1. Yep, I'm guessing that would be one for many a guy to say. :)

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  11. So funny, Sandee! Thank you so much for sharing, and I hope you had a great weekend. :)

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    1. We did indeed, Linda. Are back in our slip and resting. :)

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  12. Good ones... especially the last one, I love.
    Have a great day!

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    1. The mother one is something many men don't care for one bit. :)

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  13. lol. I actually have a really good relationship with my husband, so I don't see him responding in any of those ways. Still amusing to read, though. I always tell the kids I watch to be super adorable when they want something from their parents. i.e. "I will love you forevvvvvveeeerrrr if you let me do X". ;) And funnily enough, usually the parents agree after that. :)

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    1. You and I are lucky gals aren't we. Yes we are. Kids do whatever they think is necessary to get what they want. :)

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  14. A lot of suspicious husbands.

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    1. Well, I know a few married folks that this would apply. :)

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