Thursday, May 18, 2017

Southern Humor II

You might be a redneck if...

1. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

2. You have a rag for a gas cap.

3. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

4. You wonder how service stations keep their restroom's so clean.

5. You can spit without opening your mouth.

6. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

7. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

8. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

9. The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.

10. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

11. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

12. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.

13. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

14. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

15. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65

Hat tip: Jerry T.
Image Credit: Cool Chaser

32 comments:

  1. Lots of good ones in this list.

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    1. I love southern humor. :)

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  2. Funny! Some people might not get number six.

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    1. Those are so darn funny. The bale of hay rings true since the Mom hauls hay in her car for the donkeys. But they are all hysterical. Sandee, you and Zane have great day.

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    2. I got #6 right away. I worked in that line of work for 25 years. :)

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    3. Well, if you don't have a truck you have to get the hay home somehow. You have a great day too, Marg. :)

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  3. Love those rednecks. Enjoy Thursday Sandee & Zane. See ya my friends.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Rednecks are awesome folks. They really are, Paul. :)

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  4. 16. You don't put napkins on the table because that's what sleeves are for.

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    1. You're right about that, Kismet. You could write these. :)

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  5. You mean an ironing board is NOT a buffet table?

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    1. It is if you're a redneck. :)

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  6. Love all especially the one on Walmart.
    Have a great day!

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  7. #8 made me LOL! Thankfully I'm not a redneck but I've seen some of them doing these though!

    Happy almost Friday!

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    1. Being a redneck has to bee fun. It just has to be. :)

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  8. LOL these are good ones

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  9. I may try that trick with the ironing board considering mine never gets used :)

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  10. These are great, Sandee! #8 had me rolling and laughing the hardest! Hope you are having a great week! Big hugs. :)

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    1. Number 8 is for real, Linda. It really is. :)

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  11. Number 7 would be fun! Long live the south :)

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    1. Yes, long live the south. :)

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  12. My sisters came to visit last year, their matched set of luggage came from Walmart, in fact all of the bags said Walmart right on them.

    funny post but it does make me homesick.

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    1. You can't beat folks from the south. :)

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  13. The best thing about the salad bowls is they can be rinsed and used to store leftovers when you are done eating!

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    1. Exactly. I see no reason to toss good salad bowls. :)

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  14. omg. Fast food is hitting a deer? *rollseyes* WOW.

    I have actually seen where people put their new tvs on top of their old ones though. lol. Guess it's cheaper than buying a tv stand. ;)

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    1. Rednecks are a different breed. Not a bad thing either. :)

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  15. You can get lost at Walmart.

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