Sunday, March 19, 2017

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Funny Quotes

Don't steal. The government hates competition. Ron Paul

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.  J. C. Squire

I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said "you're next". Author Unknown

USA Today has come out with a new survey. Apparently three out of every four people make up 75 percent of the population. David Letterman

I never let my schooling interfere with my education. Mark Twain

Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car. Author Unknown

I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

I think the problem with people like that is that they're so stupid they don't know how stupid they are. Author Unknown

It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks. Author Unknown

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.  Winston Churchill

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. Willy & Fluffy
5. Margs Animals
6. Woodsterman
7. messymimi
8. Cranky
9. Agent 54

32 comments:

  1. I like the one about poking old people at a funeral. I just hope nobody pokes me.

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    1. Same here. I'm a lot older than you are. :)

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  2. I totally agree with it being the jerks that make life difficult. I'm also going to be very careful about poking anyone at a wedding.

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    1. I just read about your jerk at the store. What a clod. :)

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  3. These were brilliant especially the first and third ones LOL

    Have a poketastic SSS :-)

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    1. Yes indeed, Steve. You have a poketastic day, too. :)

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  4. I like them all. Some great sayings. Sandee, you and Zane have a terrific Sunday.

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    1. Some very smart people too. You and your babies have a terrific day too, Marg. :)

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  5. Now I'm afraid of getting poked.

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    1. I hear you. At our ages I'm just not ready. :)

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  6. " It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks. " Ha,ha,ha. Sandee, you just made my day. Thanks.
    See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Yes, it's the jerks indeed. :)

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  7. Those are great, I especially like Mark Twain's quote. Have a great day!

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    1. He was a smart one for sure. :)

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  8. I like them all, too. Very witty.

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    1. I like witty. I like snarky too. :)

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  9. Have a great Sunday!!

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    1. You have a great Sunday too, Michelle. :)

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  10. You have quoted some giants here. I love them all

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    1. Yes. I love the giants very much. :)

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  11. These are all great, Sandee, and I laughed the hardest about not stealing, that the government hates competition! LOL! So true! I hope you had a great weekend, dear friend. Hugs. :) :D

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    1. Yes, I don't care for how they spend a lot of my hard earned money. They don't seem to care though. :)

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  12. Finally-a statistic I can believe. I just don't whether I'm part of the 75% or 25%.

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    1. I think you're in the 75%. :)

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  13. Heeheehee! And bless the hearts of those who don't even realize how stupid they are!

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    1. And we know more than one don't we? Yes we do. :)

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  14. Yes, stupid never knows how stupid it is.

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    1. Isn't that the truth, Binky. :)

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  15. Hi Sandee, love the second to last one. Many a true word said in jest.

    xx

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    1. In jest is some of the best truisms. :)

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