Sunday, February 19, 2017

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Last Wishes:

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.

He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:

"To my son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.

"To my daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."

"To my son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Center."

"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize Mr. Smith's extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".

The wife replies, "He had a paper route."

Hat tip: Linda W.
Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. Agent 54
4. Margs Animals
5. messymimi
6. Woodsterman
7. Cranky
8. cube
9. Just Out
10. Mike Golch
11. Kelley's Dog Blog

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48 comments:

  1. But that was still very kind of him LMAO :))

    Have a routetastic SSS :-p

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    1. He's a high roller indeed. :)

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  2. ROFL how nice of him to share that with his family

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    1. He's at least left them with a job. :)

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  3. That is hysterical. That was so generous of him to do all that for his family. Too funny.

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    1. I was expecting a different ending. :)

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  4. Heeheehee! He thought of them until the end, didn't he? Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

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    1. Yes, he sure did think of them until the end. :)

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  5. He loved his family didn't he. What about his nurse. What did she get?
    Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. I'm guessing the nurse didn't get anything. :)

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  6. I didn't see that coming- LOL!!!! :)

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    1. Neither did I and that's what made this so funny. :)

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    1. Me too Joe, me too. :)

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  8. Sounds like a big route which is quite an accomplishment.

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    1. Yep, I guess it's enough to live on too. :)

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  9. LOL...

    Happy Sunday :)

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    1. Happy Sunday to you too, Michelle. :)

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  10. That's a good one.
    Have a great Sunday!

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    1. You have a great Sunday too. :)

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  11. Oh hahah! Such a dedicated paper "boy"! Have a great day!

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    1. Yep, I just wasn't expecting a paper route. You have a great day too, Kathe. :)

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  12. Gotta keep that money flowing into the family.

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    1. Yes you do and they all have a job. :)

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  13. Still it's the thought that counts.

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    1. Apparently you're right about that. :)

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    1. I wouldn't be all that happy, but that's just me. :)

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  15. Good One!!! :) :-f d-) :-h

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    1. Thanks, Mike. I loved your play on words today too. :)

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  16. ah things aren't always what they seem. ;)

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    1. No they aren't. I didn't see this coming. :)

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  17. Hi dear Sandee, I am late today, I was under the weather earlier. This is hilarious! LOL! Thank you so much for sharing, and I hope you have a great new week coming! Warm hugs. :)

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    1. I hope you're feeling better, Linda. I also hope you have a great new week, too. :)

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  18. I like how you engage your readers, how fun is that!!! <3 - http://www.domesticgeekgirl.com

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    1. I didn't see the ending coming at all. Those are the very best kinds of jokes. :)

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  19. Ha ha he did leave them something but they all have to work hard.

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    1. Yes, they will have to work hard. Bless his heart. :)

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  20. He was so kind and generous. Nah!

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    1. Well at least he worked hard. :)

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  21. Thanks for the snicker. I appreciate your hosting the hops every week. Unfortunately, it looks like some jerk decided to fill it with SPAM. Can you delete him?

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    1. This is the second time I deleted him. I also sent his links in as spam and blocked him from visiting my site. I hope that works. :)

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  22. Hi Sandee, very funny! Bet his nurse was happy she wasn't left anything!

    xx

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    1. I know I'd be happy. I can't imagine having a paper route. Well the papers are dying in many places. :)

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  23. Better than nothing I guess.

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    1. You have a point, Binky. :)

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  24. LOL!!! Even in death the news must go through

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    1. I didn't see this coming, Tony. :)

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