Sunday, October 2, 2016

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Church Signs

The following are actual signs found on church property.

"No God-No Peace. Know God-Know Peace."

"Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"

"Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."

"Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"

An ad for St. Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."

When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."

"Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-come hear one!"

A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed."

"People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."

"God so loved the world that He did not send a committee."

"Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!"

"When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright."

"Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday."

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. messymimi
4. Agent 54
5. Cranky
6. Mike Golch
7. Jeanne Foguth
8. Cruisin' Paul
9. Woodsterman
10. Uncle Skip
11. Kelley's Dog Blog

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54 comments:

  1. LOL, these are good. I love reading church signs. They get very clever with them.
    I'm off to work now, have a great day

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    1. Me too. Some are so clever. :)

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  2. Funny stuff. I have seen the first one on a church in NZ. The one that seems least likely to actually be on a church is, ""Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-come hear one!"

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    1. I've heard sermons that can put you to sleep. :)

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  3. Heeheehee! Those of us who have any Baptist background understand about the committee saying. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

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    1. You have a blessed and beautiful Sunday too. :)

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  4. That last one works in their favor.

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  5. I wonder what a rabbi would say at his church?

    Enjoy your Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.


    Cruisin Paul

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    1. ♪♪Happy Birthday to you,♪♪
      ♪♪Happy Birthday to you,♪♪
      ♪♪Happy Birthday Dear Paul,♪♪
      ♪♪Happy Birthday to you.♪♪

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  6. Very funny! I like the "having trouble sleeping" and the "resurrection postponed". LOl!

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    1. Those are good ones indeed Nancy. :)

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  7. I loved them all but the one about committees hit home.

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  8. Hahahahahaaaaa...for all especially for the one on Resurrection!
    Have a great day!

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    1. Some folks are brilliant. :)

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  9. They're so clever that a bird must have thought of them.

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    1. You are right about that Kismet. :)

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  10. I love the, "take two tablets." Never thought of it that way before. I will now. It's cute. :)

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    1. That was a favorite of mine too. :)

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  11. Like that "free trip to Heaven" one. Personally, I prefer that little country church with 20 or so members to that city one where few people know each other. In other words, as the ole time song goes: Gimme that ole time religion!

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    1. I'm not into the mega churches either Ron. :)

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  12. These were really good!!

    Happy Sunday :)

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  13. As a former parish administrator, I always put some of these funnies in the monthly newsletter. Love'em!

    Big hugs from cool AZ, honey...

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    1. It's raining off and on here in New River.

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    2. You have a wonderful sence of humor Sandy. :)

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    3. It rained here today too Kismet. :)

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  14. Oh these are good! Nothing better than funny church jokes.

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  15. wonderful post! Thanks for my bday greetings! xoxo

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    1. You are most welcome my dear friend. :)

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  16. I love these and they are so getting swipped for a future Silly Sunday posting on my Blog! :D d-):-h :-*

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  17. These are hilarious and very creative!!! :)

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    1. Well it is Silly Sunday. :)

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  18. It is late and I am still smiling! Headache and all, getting ready for a quick trip to see my sis tomorrow early A.M. I have my Aw...Monday post up will try to remember to link in. Love, Love, Love these shares. SMile my friend, you are Amazing! Hugs, Anne

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    1. Thanks Ann. I hope you have a great visit with your sister. :)

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  19. I think this one's the winner:
    "Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-come hear one!"
    LOL

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    1. Yes, I've known these kinds of preachers too. :)

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  20. I love the billboard, DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE- GOD

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    1. That's a good one indeed. :)

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  21. Those are some good ones.

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    1. I thought so too Binky. :)

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  22. Sandee I have heard so many "sermons that put you to sleep"...hahaha! and just last Sunday..I almost fell asleep while our dear Pastor is praying for the communion. tsk...tsk..
    I think church is the most conducive place to sleep!!

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    1. Me too. I've seen a lot of people that were sleeping at church too. It is a place to sleep. :)

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    1. Don't go into one Phil. The roof will cave in on you. :)

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  24. Hi Sandee, who knew church signs could be so funny! Many a true word said in jest.

    xx

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    1. Oh church signs have been a delight for years. Now they try to make them funny one purpose. :)

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