Sunday, September 25, 2016

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

My Hope

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big boobs.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. Rhonda Albom
5. messymimi
6. Agent 54
7. Woodsterman
8. Willy & Fluffy
9. Cranky
10. Cruisin' Paul
11. Jeanne Foguth
12. Ann
13. Mike Golch

44 comments:

  1. LOL so he has successfully done a full circle haha! 8-) (h)

    Have a bigboobstastic SSS cheer

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    1. Yes full circle is exactly what happened here. :)

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  2. LOL - serves him right.

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    1. Yep, be careful what you wish for. :)

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  3. Heeheehee! That's life, isn't it? Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

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    1. Yes, it's life indeed. :)

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  4. Funny! Good thing I just wanted a woman with a nice butt.

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    1. Everyone has their wants. Glad you got yours. :)

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  5. Emotions can make you do dumb stuff. Stick with big boobs.

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    1. Yes, I read your post about emotions. It was very funny. :)

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  6. I always say, big boobs are the way and this coming from a true Italian. Mama Mia. ha,ha,ha.

    Enjoy your Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Glad you got what you wanted Paul. :)

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    1. Thank you very much. :)

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  8. LOL!!! Hilarious, Sandee! :)

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    1. It was a bit racy, but I thought it was cute. :)

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  9. Simplicity is always best.

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    1. Keeping it simple is a good policy. :)

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    1. This guy wouldn't even think of a dog. :)

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  11. I am Happy with the loving lady I have 36 years and going strong!!! :d (o) cheer

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    1. I know your are Mike. I'm sure Celestine is just as happy. :)

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  12. Back to that starting point. Tits in the beginning and in the end!

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    1. Yep, some guys are just never happy. :)

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  13. always follow your first instincts :)

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    1. He would have saved himself a lot of trouble. :)

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  14. No matter how crazy a girl with big boobs may be, she still has big boobs!

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    1. That's exactly what this guy found out, it just too him a lifetime. :)

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  15. Good morning Sandee, haha, with age certainly comes wisdom!

    xx

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    1. I'm not so sure this guy has much in the wisdom department. He seems pretty shallow to me. :)

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  16. Yay!!! so he's back to where he started :) and he claims older and wiser huh.

    Happy day my dear!

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    1. Older and wiser I think not. He's always been just shallow. :)

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  17. Things do tend to come full circle ;-)

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    1. They do indeed Mike. Hello to Seymour and Element. :)

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  18. A full circle huh? Life :)

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    1. A full circle of stupidity. :)

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  19. So I guess he didn't learn much, did he?

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    1. No he didn't Binky. He didn't learn anything. :)

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  20. I am older and wiser..Smiles!!!

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    1. You are, but this guy isn't. :)

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  21. Typical guy!

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Yes, bless his heart. :)

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  22. Thats the breast story I read all day.

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