Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Seymour #26

Well Seymour and Element have returned home.

Attorney Clay Feet has been successful in his law suits filed on our behalf against the Pebble Beach Gambling Syndicate and the separate suit against Julia Sandstone and her father Defrocked Judge Jeremy Sandstone.

His suits brought about the elimination of Elements gambling debts and his contingency fee has completely paid our attorney bills and promised to bring us a substantial rosy rock nest.

Alas as things go it simply doesn’t turn out the way you thought or wanted.

We had a knock at the door and Mary Granite was in the living room and answered the knock. There stood Brad Flint, Private Investigator and process server for Attorney Clay Feet. He was here to deliver the check we were anticipating. Mary and Brad locked eyes and were instantly in love. Before we had an opportunity to turn over a rock, they both were in his boulder carrier and took off with our money no less. We have heard from neither of them since.

We called Das Skunk who informed Seymour. The pain and anguish that poor Seymour is now suffering has brought new meaning to the term, blood from a stone. We truly wish the best for Seymour and Element in their next adventures.

Post Script:

A package came through the mail from the Society for Critically Altered Relationships for Seymour’s son, Seymour II. SCAR is apparently an organization helping those traumatized by relationship issues.

We were not aware but Seymour II has had an ongoing relationship with his mother Julia and his grandfather the Judge over the time that Seymour was absent. This entire time while Daddy was here, Seymour II was working with Mom, Grandpa and Mary Granite to payback Seymour for abandonment.

We are forwarding an application to Das Skunk for Seymour to complete to SCAR.

“Shoot fire, heck a brick!”

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34 comments :

  1. it doesn't sound like a happily ever after for Seymour.

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    1. Yep, it looks as if Karma was in play this time. :)

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  2. Sounds like the Rocks are having the usual problems of any family but then again they are stones. Guess they just need to get stoned. (Sorry). Sandee, you and Zane have a great day and hope Zane had a good birthday.

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    1. Well, there was much deceit this go around and by Seymour's son. :)

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  3. Seymour is learning that what goes around comes around.

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    1. Yes, he's learning that lesson. Finally. :)

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  4. It sounds complicated.

    Have a nice week ahead, Sandee

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    1. Things with pet rocks are always complicated. :)

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  5. Something tells me, someday we're going to find Seymour at the bottom of a mountain of empty Rolling Rock bottles.

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    1. That just may be in the cards. You never know. :)

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  6. That SCAR program leaves no stone unturned :)

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  7. That's one way of getting your rocks off.

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    1. Perhaps not the preferred way, but it will do the trick. :)

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  8. Seymour is learning quite a lot! :)

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    1. Yes he is and he's not liking it one bit. :)

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  9. LMAO @ Clay Feet ..Oh dear Seymour will he ever learn he has a mind of stone ;-(

    Have a rocktastic Tuesday Sandee :d

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    1. Well you have to have rock kind of names you know. ;)

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  10. Use to live on a gravel road. All I know about them is they will out live every man that's ever been born and every one that will be born. I suppose in a person that could be a blessing or a curse!

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    1. You're right about this Ron. It's the way of things. :)

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  11. You are a hoot! When are Seymour's life stories going to be turned into a book?

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    1. We have fun with Seymour. We just make up stuff as we go along. This is his second visit and this time the joke is on him for a change. :)

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  12. ha, Jennifer may be on to something!

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    1. Well, we'd have to talk to Mike who owns Seymour. We don't own him. :)

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  13. Your days are going to be so boring with Seymour gone. Whatever will you do? :)

    Hope you enjoyed your Tortie Tuesday!

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    1. It sure is quiet around here this morning. I think he's going to Texas next, but he's going to be grounded for a spell when he gets home. :)

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  14. Seymour will be grounded from his ration of Chinese pupu platters upon return. Then he's off to Texas...more karma perhaps?

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    1. It appears his getting away with stuff came to an end here. I don't know what will happen while he's in Texas. :)

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  15. You are so smart with Seymour stories! I forget they are rocks..hahaha! and their names..brilliant! (h)

    Glad to be back! Again, belated birthday greetings to your husband!

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    1. Thanks Rocks. Tomorrow is my birthday and we're off to South Lake Tahoe today to celebrate. :)

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  16. Lots of hidden things under the rocks!

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    1. Yes, and they are pretty naughty most of the time too. :)

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  17. So close to getting the money, and now so far!

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    1. I don't think we will ever see any money. Those two are in the wind. :)

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