Sunday, August 21, 2016

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

The Meeting

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was to be the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the Story? Even though the others do all the work, the asshole is usually in charge.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. BFDude
3. bethere2day
4. Kelley's Dog Blog
5. Margs Animals
6. Agent 54
7. Woodsterman
8. Jeanne Foguth
9. Skunkfeathers
10. Cranky
11. messymimi
12. Albom Adventures
13. Cruisin' Paul
14. ANPITS
15. Katherine

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56 comments :

  1. LOL and so true too there is a few of them but naming them I would still be typing at diner time ;-(

    Have a organtastic SSS cheer

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    1. So true Steve, so true. :)

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  2. Oh yes, that is very true.

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    1. I've worked for some of these guys too. Not fun. :)

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  3. That is pretty darn funny but Oh so true. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic day. =p~

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    1. It's funny if you have the good boss and someone else has this one. :)

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  4. Heeheehee! Yep, you don't have to be a brain to be the boss, just an a$$hole. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

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    1. Yep, you're right about this. You have a blessed Sunday too. :)

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  5. Hilarious, and that moral is spot on.

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    1. It sure is Rhonda, it sure is. :)

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  6. Someone or something has to be in charge.

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    1. And it's usually the a$$hole. :)

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  7. The truth hurts and is sometimes also funny.

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    1. Yep, and even funnier is someone else is working for the a$$hole. :)

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  8. Or so true, or so true. All of them are great but the asshole is the bomb. Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a great Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. You're being silly today Paul. I like that. :)

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  9. Amazing post! Have a lovely new week. :)

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    1. You have a lovely week too. :)

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  10. kind of like the garbage collector- we'd be in a big mess without them picking up after all of us!
    Have a super duper day.......don't forget to hug!

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    1. I never forget to hug Kathe. Wish I could give you another hug. :)

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  11. And the rest of the body parts are too stupid to cut off the blood supply to the one in charge.

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    1. Yes, there is that. Bless their hearts. :)

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  12. Haha! Wisdom found in humor. Very true!

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    1. Much wisdom found in this humor. :)

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  13. LOL! Hope you have a wonderful day!

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    1. I'm having a most wonderful day. I hope you are too. :)

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    1. Sometimes things can be true and funny too. :)

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  15. Oh yoe you know that's right.Ive had a few of them in charge in some of my jobs. =)) (c) cheer

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    1. Me too Mike, me too. :)

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    2. I knew what you meant Mike. :)

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  16. I've heard this one before! It's still funny! :D

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    1. It's an old one Lauren. :)

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  17. This is really sometimes true. :) Have a great Sunday!

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    1. I've had several bosses that were like this. They didn't make working pleasurable at all. :)

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  18. Yup the asshole is ALWAYS the boss! ha ha ha ha ha!

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    1. It's really true isn't it. What a shame. :)

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  19. Two terrorists are in a locker room taking their annual shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other one bending over holding his stomach in agony. He has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
    “If you do not mind me saying,” said the second terrorists, “that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?”
    “I regret I cannot”, lamented the first terrorist. “It is permanently stuck in my butt.”
    “I do not understand,” said the other.
    The first terrorist says, “I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man In an American flag with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, “I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.”
    I said, “No shit?”

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    1. Bwahahahahahahaha. Just rewards for a terrorist. Good to see you hear Phil. :)

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  20. Laughing...I cannot believe I didn't guess that...Great post, Sandee.

    Happy Sunday.

    "Hug hugs"

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    1. I didn't guess it either. I should have but didn't. :)

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  21. :)) This was suppose to be in the other post, but you get my meaning.

    xoxo

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    1. You have a happy Sunday too. Hugs. :)

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  22. ROTFL Sandee! I should have seen that one coming!!! :)

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    1. I didn't see it coming either. :)

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  23. No wonder so many assholes are in charge! Have a happy day!

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    1. This explains so much doesn't it. :)

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  24. Ahhhhhhhahahahahaha that last line...! ;P

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    1. Yet it's so very true many times. :)

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  25. True dat! Hahaha. Whatcha gonna do?!

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. If you need a job you work for them. I know I did. :)

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  26. It does explain a lot of people.

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    1. Way too many people. Perhaps being a boss turns one into this? :)

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  27. Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaa....
    No better example to prove asshole is the greatest.

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    1. Yes, this explains everything so clearly doesn't it. :)

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