Sunday, August 7, 2016

Silly Sunday

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The Diet

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost 5 kilos.

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 30 kilos!

Why, that's amazing! the doctor said, Did you follow my instructions?

The Irishman nodded. I'll tell you though, by Jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat turd day.

From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

No, from all the bloody skippin.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. messymimi
5. Margs Animals
6. Rhonda Albom
7. Cranky
8. Cody
9. Jeanne Foguth
10. Woodsterman
11. Cruisin' Paul

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40 comments :

  1. Well maybe I should include a day of skipping in my diet...lol
    I see there is a bonus laugh this morning. That first comment has me giggling sir :)

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    1. I deleted that comment too. Totally spam. :)

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  2. LMAO that poor man must have been absolutely knackered ;-(

    Have a skiptastic SSS :d

    PS: I love your emoticons

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    1. I'm glad you like my emoticons. I can see that you do. :)

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  3. Heeheehee! At least he got the patient to exercise, didn't he? Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

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    1. An exercise something fierce. :)

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  4. That skipping will get you every time and take the weight right off. Sandee, you and Zane have a most wonderful day.

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    1. I don't think I could skip all day thought. :)

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  5. Ha ha! That was one very obedient Irishman! Maybe I should start skipping too for faster result. Have a beautiful Sunday!

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    1. It might work, but don't skip all day long Nancy. :)

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  6. Hahahahahahahaaaaaa....bless the Irish guy.
    Have a great Sunday!

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    1. Yes, bless the Irish guy. :)

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  7. Maybe I should try that. Nah, I hate skipping, I rather eat regularly.

    Have a regularly Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    PS The Canada Post hasn't gone on strike yet so you two should be getting your birthday cards on time. See ya.

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    1. I'll be on the lookout then. Have a great day. :)

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    1. It's pretty silly actually but it's Silly Sunday. :)

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  9. That worked better than eliminating Guiness from his diet.

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  10. I'm imagining this fat dude skipping down the street.

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    1. You'll start laughing if you do see a fat dude skipping down the street. :)

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  11. My knees hurt at the thought of all that skipping ;-)))

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    1. More than my knees would be hurting. At my age this wouldn't be a good idea. :)

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  12. I didn't know about kilos until the first time I visited Mexico. There they sell eggs by the kilo (2.2 lbs) and not by the dozen. Hey, Sandee I'm part Irish, but then my German half doesn't give a damn---so you can continue with the Irish jokes. Have a great day!

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    1. I would never do anything to disrespect you Ron. I hope you know that. :)

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  13. I'm slow today. It took me awhile to get this one! LOL

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    1. Yes you have to pay attention and reading this before coffee can be problematic. :)

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  14. It look me a bit to catch this one. ROTFL! :)

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    1. But once you do it's a hoot. :)

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  15. Cardio gets that fat off, hahahaha

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    1. It does, but it's hard work. :)

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  16. For that kind of result, I would skip for a few days :)

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    1. Me too. I'd love to drop 25 pounds. :)

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  17. Haha! I bet he was a sight to behold as he skipped down the road!

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    1. I'll bet it was a sight to behold indeed. :)

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  18. Nevertheless a pretty good diet plan!

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    1. Yes, it appears to be working. :)

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    1. Yep, that third day is a tough one. :)

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