Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Seymour #24

Julia Sandstone has gone over the top. She has damaged our property and rock pelted Seymour and Mary’s bedroom. Attorney Clay Feet has gotten a restraining order to keep Julia away from us.

We look outside this morning and a billboard has been erected rock blocking our driveway announcing Judge Sandstone’s newest campaign. He has discovered that the office of Mayor of our small town is coming open and has thrown his considerable weight in the rock ring.

His campaign slogan: To the rock pile with Seymour; Julia for City Council; Judge Sandstone for Mayor.

“Shoot fire, heck a brick!”

Element has suggested that we file suit on all of them and get judgements to pay his debt. So off we roll to the attorney’s office. We spent a considerable amount of geologic time in the conference room discussing various and sundry items and issues and the result was that Attorney Feet has agreed to file the suits on behalf of Mary Granite citing Loss of Consortium. We were unaware of this, so help us, we had no idea, we really didn’t know. We thought all was going well between Seymour and Mary and that life was granite, but the stress of the trip this time to California has created a problem of El Capitan proportions.

Because of all the problems with Julia and Judge Sandstone, Seymour has erocktile dysfunction.

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  1. Oh no! One big problem not solved yet, a new problem surfaced! Have a terrific day!

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    1. We're hoping things work out soon because they are headed home next week. :)

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  2. Wow, talk about problems, those rocky rocks sure have many troubles. Hope things get better soon for all of them but it is hysterical to read about it all.

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    1. They seem to attract trouble. It's the way rocks roll. :)

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  3. lol there's a little blue pebble for that...:) Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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    1. We'll have to hook him up won't we. :)

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  4. And so the saga continues. Hope you get use of your driveway back soon.

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    1. Never a dull moment with these pet rocks. :)

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  5. Nice post! Have a lovely Wednesday. :)

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    1. You have a lovely Wednesday too. :)

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  6. Rock family rocks the show.
    Have a great day!

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    1. They sure keep us busy. :)

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  7. So funny! You rock! Have a lovely day!

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    1. Thanks Kathe. You have a lovely day too. Hugs to you and Russell and lots of scritches to my girl Miss Lucy. :)

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  8. Best of luck to you, but it's been my experience that "You can't fight City Hall." City Hall makes the rules, then modifies them to suit the situation. They will drag you through the system grindstone until your pebbles fall off. The only two attorneys that City Hall fears is Mountain Mover and Earth Shaker. Their firm "Mover & Shaker" have had some success with local government. For mayor, I'm voting for a change. My candidate of choice is Rock Crusher.

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    1. Bwahahahahahaha on Rock Crusher. You are so right about fighting City Hall. :)

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  9. Hahahahahahahaha. Erocktile dysfunction. I love it!

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    1. Well, it just came to me. What can I say. :)

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  10. Now I've heard everything. There's an old expression, "hard as a rock". The updated expression, "hard as a rock without E.D.".

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    1. Well you probably haven't heard everything because there is more to this story. :)

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    1. Yes, I just couldn't help myself. :)

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  12. erocktile dysfunction...[Chokes on coffee] Sounds like an El Capitan size problem.

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    1. Oh no, I don't want you to choke on your coffee. :)

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  13. I groaned but I also laughed hysterically! Thanks so much, Sandee! LOL!

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    1. This is Seymour's second visit from Colorado and Element's first visit. There has been just as much trouble this visit as Seymour's first visit. :)

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  14. At least there is never a dull day with Seymour around.

    You are so witty. These posts crack me up :)

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    1. We stay up nights and make things up about Seymour and Element. Glad they are working. :)

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  15. LMAO @ erocktile dysfunction. & Rosey's there's a blue pebble comment LOL

    Have a rockMctastic day Sandee :-d

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    1. Well, it just seem to fit and then Rosey came along with more funny. :)

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  16. Erocktile dysfunction....ROFL that's hilarious

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    1. Poor Seymour. He's having a tough time. :)

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  17. Ericktile dysfunction? Funniest thing I ever heard!

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    1. Erocktile dysfunction. We are still laughing here. :)

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  18. I hope you're successful in your suit, but it's hard to get blood from a stone.

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    1. We're hoping too. We sure deserve something for all the trouble we've been having. :)

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    1. It's been a rocky situation for several years now. :)

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  20. I may have to ground Seymour and Element when they return...this is more bizarre than my average day off...;-)

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    1. Grounding them doesn't seem to work. They still get in trouble. :)

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