Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Seymour #21

As you recall Seymour and Julia had babies in 2013. Five of them. Abandoned, and then adopted. We adopted Seymour II and due to his father issues, he has been in long term meditation with the effort to gain transcendence from rubble to bedrock.

Element can’t seem to keep his stalk to himself and discovered Seymour The II, disturbed his introspection and informed him that daddy was back.

The II called his four siblings: Roche with Empress Bee, Gabriella with Marg, Graystone with Barb, and Rocksy with Saundra.

The II set out to find Dear Old Rock and have a face off. Unfortunately, Daddy got into the case of party champagne and was hammered so Seymour II had to settle with holding Dad’s head up to keep the decomposed granite from being aspirated.

Meanwhile, Julia is out of jail thanks to Daddy Judge Standstone. We wait to see what Attorney Clay Feet is going to be able to do for us with the FBI.

What messages do Seymour’s progeny have for dear old Rock Face?

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  1. Dear dad, way to go old man!
    Roche'

    PS: I have a boyfriend!

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    1. You have a boyfriend. We want to know more Roche. :)

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  2. Gabriella totally agrees with Roche'. Bet that was fun Dad. What else is a rock to do??? Glad the rocks are back.

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    1. Well you're taking all this well. I guess it's okay with rocks. :)

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  3. Dear Dadder. Unlike you, I have exceeded every one of my goals. I attended Shale Universty and graduated Summa Cum Laude AND Summa Cum Lowd - thanks to my after school job doing the campus landscaping. I did it in record time, too. I then went on to become a wildly successful attorney. I even started my own law firm. I found that despite the overnight success and riches beyond my wildest dreams, I hated the lime light. So I found a little plot of land in Bedrock and I bought myself a John Deere. I am finally living the life I love! And I owe none of it to you, Dadder.

    Thank you Aunt Sandee for sending me off to a chance at having a brighter future! mwah! (k) xoxo

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    1. You're most welcome Graystone. I knew Barb would help you do what's right and she did too. Excellent. :)

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  4. Dear Dad,

    It's never too late to live happily ever after, but you need to abandon bad influences. Sink Hole and Quick Sand are just no good and they will continue to drag you down with them. Let me introduce you to Peter. Now there's a rock you could build a church on.

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    1. I just don't think these two can pull off being good. It's not in their DNA or whatever rocks have. :)

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  5. All I can say is have a rocky Tuesday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. We're having rocky times here period. It's just the way these two roll. :)

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  6. Dad, with so many complications what do you advise me to do?
    Have a great day!

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    1. Whatever you want is what you'll get from Seymour. Anything goes with him. Element isn't much better. :)

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  7. Probably best to just live your life and move on from trying to have a face off. At least I think so.....

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    1. I think you're right. I hope they take your advice. :)

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  8. Dear Daddy, The WHOLE CASE of champagne??

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    1. Yes, Seymour doesn't know when enough is enough. He' drinks to excess. Bless his stony heart. :)

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  9. LMAO @ the Attorney's name Attorney Clay Feet :-d

    Dear Dad Being a rock is a hard life [-(

    Have a pebbletastic day Sandee cheer

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    1. Yep, you can't make this stuff up. Or can you. :)

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  10. Did I get in the middle of a Lifetime movie?

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    1. No this is a saga that started in 2013 and we're adding to it. It's Seymour's second visit here. :)

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  11. Daddy, you have left me between a rock and a hard place.

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    1. Seymour is good at doing just that. He's a pro. :)

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  12. sounds like Daddio is rocking out and needs a bit of ballast.

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    1. He needs ballast and so much more. He's a mess. Bless his heart. :)

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  13. Ol' Seymour...a quartz of hootch and he's a geologic mess.

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    1. Yep, he really tied one on this time. He's still not feeling well. :)

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  14. Rocks have a hard life.

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    1. Yes, most do, but Seymour doesn't have a hard life. :)

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