Saturday, July 16, 2016

The Snail

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What the heck was that all about?"

Image Credit: Revive Snails Extract® International
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42 comments :

  1. Ha ha! I would love to see what happened to the man or see the expression on his face. Have a great weekend!

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    1. That was a long walk back. :)

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  2. Must be a young snail, otherwise he would have gotten to the door and forgotten why he was there :)

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    1. I agree Ann. I would have forgotten. :)

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  3. Heeheehee! Now i wonder why the snail came to the door the first time!

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    1. I doubt we'll even know. :)

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  4. Good for that snail to come back. It take him just a little time, poor guy. LOL

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    1. Three years is a very long time. :)

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  5. Poor snail. I would have just left a treat on the door and not tried to talk to the guy this time :)

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    1. I think I agree. The chances of getting tossed again is pretty great. :)

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  6. Thank god, nothing has changed in 3 years time and the snail could identify its mischief monger. Poor thing!
    have a great day!

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  7. I think the snail deserves an answer for that rudeness. :)

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  8. LMAO I was right snails are slow :d

    Have a L'Escargottastic Saturday Sandee [-(

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    1. I love escargot. I love escargot a lot. :)

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  9. so silly! Cheers and happy weekend to you!

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    1. Well it is Saturday and I'm usually always silly. :)

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  10. LOL!!! Poor snail. :)

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    1. Very good question. :)

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  12. Are you sure that it was the same snail? Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a slow, lovely Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Pretty sure it's the same snail Paul. :)

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  13. Good One! I hope it a great weekend for You and Zane! cheer :)

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    1. The snail, not so much. :)

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  15. Bwahahaha ha! Wonder if he remembers :-?

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  16. Poor thang! Where's some butter?!!

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Butter and lots of garlic. :)

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  17. Laughing...That little snail had guts. I bet it would have returned if he threw him again, although it probably wouldn't be in his best interest. Adorable joke, Sandee. I wanted to play today, but I was running too late. I hope you had a great Sunday!

    Thanks for endorphin's. :-)

    "Big hugs"

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    1. You're most welcome Annie. It's a busy time of the year. Big hugs back. :)

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  18. Well the snail sure showed determination.

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  19. a snail with anger management lol

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    1. Perhaps, but the guy that threw him has some issues too. :)

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