Saturday, July 30, 2016

The Kiss

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her."

Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?"

So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that Was enjoyable."

And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve."

And Adam said, "What is a caress'?

So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.

Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss."

And the Lord said, "You've done well, Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve."

And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?"'

So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.

And Adam said, "Lord, what is a headache?"

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
Image Credit: STR Place Blog
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42 comments :

  1. I don't think kiwil herbal 'got it' ;-)

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    1. Kiwi herbal got blocked and deleted. :)

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  2. Heeheehee! Sharp learning curve there!

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  3. Well Adam is just learning how life goes sometimes. Sandee, you and Zane have a wonderful Saturday.

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    1. Yep, and it's still happening today. :)

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  4. It started way back then? Who knew Tylenol was developed so early? ;)

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    1. Bwahahahahahahaha. You're funnier than the joke. :)

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  5. Hahaha...poor Adam.

    Happy Saturday. Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Yep, lessons learned so early in history. :)

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  6. LOL I never realised how far back that excuse went :-d

    Have a headachelesstastic day Sandee :-#

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    1. Right back to the very beginning/ :)

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  7. It shows that Adam needs to go a long way...
    Have a great day!

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  8. I'm sure glad that my wife's name wasn't EVE.

    Enjoy your Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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  9. Get her a fruit from that tree-it cured headaches.

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    1. I'm pretty sure you're right about that. :)

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  10. Laughing...that is hysterical! :-) What a perfect way to begin a Saturday morning. Thanks Buddy!

    "Big hugs" to you and have a super happy day.

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    1. I thought this was cute. Big hugs back and have a super weekend. :)

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  11. Eventually they got it on or we wouldn't all be here. :)

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    1. Very true, very true. :)

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  12. LOL...Have a great day!

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    1. You have a great day too Michelle. :)

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  13. Yep, but didn't realize that had been around so long!

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    1. It has been around for a very long time. :)

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  14. Too bad there wasn't aspirin back then! Have a wonderful weekend- hope you are keeping cool!

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    1. Nope, no aspirin back then. It's going to start cooling down tomorrow. I'm ready. :)

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  15. Hi Sandee, love it! Eve was one switched on lady! xx

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    1. She was indeed Debbie. :)

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    1. I thought is was cute. :)

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  17. I am reading this on Sunday morning just after returning from church. This is really cute! So that was the 1st excuse, even back then! I thought everything was great and no need of excuses! Lol!

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    1. Things change and yet they don't. :)

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  18. Now we know where this started. Cute joke :)

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    1. Yes we do. Right at the very beginning. :)

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  19. Oh my goodness, I was not expecting the headache!!! How hilarious!

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    1. Things are always changing and sometimes not all that much. :)

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  20. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH I BURST OUT LAUGHING WHEN I READ THIS! That is one of the best jokes so far on your site. That was NOT expected and was the kind of joke my dad would tell. :)

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    1. I thought is was cute too. :)

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  21. Better luck next time.

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    1. Yes, better luck next time. :)

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