Sunday, July 31, 2016

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Paraprosdokians

If I had a pound for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I’m great at multi-tasking — I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Take my advice — I’m not using it.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.

Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they’re at home when you wish they were.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

Hat tip: Steve of bethere2day

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Comedy Plus
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. messymimi
5. Jeanne Foguth
6. Purrseidon
7. Cranky
8. Woodsterman
9. Rhonda Albom

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42 comments :

  1. Great post! I like these especially - The donation towards the swimming pool, husband and wife were happy until they met and the wife with the rolling eyes.

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    1. Yes some of these are spot on. :)

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  2. Told Sweetie that last one, and even he agreed men are not such complex creatures, they are usually thinking about food.

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    1. Food or sex as I recall. :)

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  3. Those are just terrific and sure made the Mom giggle this morning. Take my advice, I'm not using it. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic Sunday.

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    1. Sometimes that one works for me very well. Have a great day Marg. :)

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    1. Happy new week to you too. :)

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  5. Good ones! Hope you're having a wonderful weekend.

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    1. My weekend has been fabulous so far. Thank you so much. :)

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  6. These were too truthful to be PC.

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    1. Funny how that works. :)

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  7. bwa hahah these are all keepers! Have a laugh a minute day along with plenty of hugs!

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    1. You have a great day too. Enjoy your visit with friends from across the pond. :)

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  8. I THINK i like the last one the best. These all make e think of Henny Youngman.

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    1. Yes, he had that kind of sense of humor. I really enjoyed him. :)

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  9. Those are great- I love the swimming pool donation :)

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    1. Hey, a glass of watch would surely help. :)

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  10. Love them as I sit here multi-tasking. I hadn't realized how often I did that.

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    1. We women tend to multitask. Men not so much. :)

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  11. Never could multi-task! Isn't there some old saying in the Bible about trying to serve two masters at the same time. You have to cheat on one, or something to that affect!

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    1. Hubby can't multitask. It's one thing at a time and don't interrupt him either. :)

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  12. Someone in mind to blame is my fave heheh!

    Have a quotetastic SSS :p

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    1. Thanks for letting me lift these from your site Steve. :)

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  13. These are awesome!!! LOL!

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    1. Thanks. I stole them from Steve from across the pond. :)

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  14. These are fantastic, dear Sandee!!! Thank you so much! :)

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    1. You're most welcome Linda. Hope you're having a great day. :)

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  15. I sense very dark cynicsm here,

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    1. Your senses are working very well, as usual. :)

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  16. These are just too funny. Hope you had a great day

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    1. I've had a great day. Time to read my book for a bit. :)

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  17. I think too many have stopped to think and have never restarted.

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    1. Oh that's the truth. :)

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  18. These are brilliant! I'm not sure which is my favorite, but that restart might be it.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. These are pretty good and I've not heard most of them. :)

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  19. when tempting to fight fire with fire ..remember the fire department usually uses water...
    Light travels faster than sound thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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    1. Yes on both counts. Good ones.

      It's always good to get a visit and a comment from you Phil. :)

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  20. Ha ha.... like that one about multi-tasking.

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    1. I can do that too. Very well. :)

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  21. Brilliant. Love the rolling eyes one.

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    1. Me too. Being silly is pretty easy for me. :)

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