Sunday, July 17, 2016

Silly Sunday

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The Priest and the Rabbi

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.

”What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?” asked the Rabbi.

”Well, I’m next in line for the Monsignor’s job.” replied the Priest.

”Yes, and then what?” asked the Rabbi.

”Well, next I can become Arch-Bishop.” said the Priest.

”Yes, and then?” asked the Rabbi.

”If I work real hard and do a good job as Arch-Bishop, it’s possible for me to become a full Bishop.” said the Priest.

”O.K., then what?” asked the Rabbi.

The Priest, begining to get a bit exasperated replied, ”With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal.”

”And then?” asked the Rabbi.

The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, ”With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I’m in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope.”

”Yes, and then what?” asked the Rabbi.

”Good grief!” shouted the Priest. ”What do you expect me to become, GOD?”

”Well,” said the Rabbi, ”One of our boys made it!”

Silly Sunday Participants
1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. Rhonda Albom
5. Skunk
6. Margs Animals
7. messymimi
8. Jeanne Foguth
9. Woodsterman
10. Cranky
11. Just Out
12. Linda

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32 comments :

  1. Since I'm catholic I should take sides with the priest here but the rabbi is just too clever :)

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    1. Yes, the Rabbi is very clever. :)

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  2. Heeheehee! Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

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    1. You too my friend, you too. :)

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  3. Too funny. Sure gave me a chuckle. Sandee, you and Zane have a wonderful Sunday.

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    1. Thanks Marg. Going to have pizza with my granddaughter and great granddaughter this afternoon. :)

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  4. Now that is pulling rank! Good one.

    Big hugs from hawt N GA, honey...

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    1. It sure is, but the Rabbi is right. :)

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  5. Well in all honesty it did shut him up haha! (h)

    Have a holytastic SSS =))

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  6. Great post! Thank you for sharing this to us.


    Style For Mankind
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    1. You're most welcome. :)

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  7. Put that way, it sounds like the military.

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    1. It does doesn't it. I hadn't thought about that. :)

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  8. Clever rabbi, good joke. I was not expecting that punch line.

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    1. Yes this Rabbi knows his history. :)

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  9. What a clever rabbi! :)

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  10. LOL! This one is funny! :D Nice one, Rabbi! :D

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    1. The Rabbi knows his history very well. :)

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  12. Nobody likes a braggart.

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    1. He certainly is bragging isn't he. :)

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  13. Oh my God. Oops I'm sorry. Who should I talk to first? Ha,ha,ha. Have warm evening Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. You have a great day too Paul. :)

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  14. That's a good one,that Rabbi is a tricky one. :)) (h) cheer

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    1. Tricky and very smart. :)

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  15. That's aiming pretty high.

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    1. Very high. Why not. :)

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  16. first in best dressed

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    1. This is very true Phil. :)

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