Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Seymour #20

Well let’s back up just a pebble. We paid a retainer of $5,000 for Attorney Clay Feet to arrange bail with the Sledgehammer Bond Agency for Element’s release.

Das Skunk, send us a check please. Your son is again costing us lots.

We have several computers that are out of service at our home. We discovered one of the computers set up in the area under the stairwell off the laundry room. We found it due to the visit of Guido who demanded payment for Element’s gambling debts when we went looking for Element after we convinced the enforcer he wasn’t here.

What do we find? On-line gambling by Element who was sent with Seymour to keep Seymour out of trouble. Oh Boy, Das Skunk, have you checked your credit cards lately?

Today we had a visit from the local FBI office out of Modesto. Turns out that Element’s online gambling is not only illegal but his doing it through our ATT internet connection constitutes a Federal Offense for which we may be prosecuted!

All computers have been taken into Federal custody. We are having to do all blogging on our smart phones just purchased which is eating up our giga things.

There is an out dated Dell laptop at the boat that we can press into service for the time being. Meanwhile, Attorney Clay Feet is working on the entire issue of Judge Sandstone’s rulings on all these issues and his potential conflict of interest as well as preparing our defense.

Seymour just left to go check on Mary and her recovery from Julia’s wrath.

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  1. Oh no, more troubles! So how's Mary doing?

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    1. They are a handful and then some. :)

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  2. Oh my, they sure are causing a stir there. This might be a good time for a long cruise on your boat. But first make sure to lock your house up tight so Seymour and Element can't get in while your gone. :)

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    1. These two can really get around and in a hurry. Always up to something. :)

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  3. I tried to put a Czech in the mail, but he refused to be boxed at the UPS office. I told Element repeatedly, "20 black"...

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    1. Element isn't listening. The money issue will hopefully work out. I'm sure Element has your credit card numbers. :)

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  4. If you are interested, i'm still willing to take them to the swamp and let the alligators scare some manners and good behavior into them!

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    1. I might take you up on that. Something needs to be done. :)

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  5. Oh those two boys are sure getting in trouble. They sure need to get themselves straightened out. It is sure good for a good chuckle. Sandee, you and Zane have a great and good day.

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    1. Yep, how is Gabby doing. We're going to feature all the baby rocks next week. :)

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  6. If you promise the judge that you will upgrade your old computers to Windows 10, everything should be okay. The boys will NEVER figure out how to operate that system smoothly. It will crash on them almost hourly. :-d

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    1. Hubby hate Windows 10. It's okay for me. I think his computer is too old. :)

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  7. $5000 retainer? Are you crazy? Give him some rocks to put them in his head. ha,ha,ha.

    Have a tremendous Tuesday Sandee & Zane. See ya.


    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Well, we are responsible for them while they are here so we need to do things properly. :)

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  8. LOL! I am smiling at all the comments here. :)

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    1. Well, many remember Seymour and the rest are catching up. :)

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  9. aie yie yie! The future looks rocky for them...

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    1. Very rocky. They are a handful. :)

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  10. You may want to seek asylum in Switzerland or some place. This could get serious.

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    1. I think it's already serious. :)

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  11. They are becoming unmanageable now how come I haven't seen any of this in the papers LOL $-)

    Have a rocktastic day Sandee :-d

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    1. Seymour was unmanageable last time too. Not any different except that now there are two of them and both are in trouble. :)

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  12. Never a dull moment when they are around :)

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    1. Never a dull moment indeed. :)

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  13. You two may have to come out of retirement to pay off these bills! Outrageous!!!

    Big hugs, honey..

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    1. I hope not. That would be terrible. :)

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  14. A rough rocking performance!
    Have a great day!

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    1. Very rough performance for sure. :)

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  15. LOL...Have a great day!!

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    1. With these two and their antics I doubt I'll have a great day. :)

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  16. As an Italian woman, I can tell you. Whenever there's a Guido involved there's bound to be trouble!

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    1. Yep, we know all about Guido. He's been here and there is indeed trouble. :)

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  17. Hey Seymour. Was Fred Flintstone as crazy in person as he is on TV?

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    1. Seymour says he was crazier in person than on TV. :)

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  18. I absolutely understand the meaning of what you comprehend.

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    1. I'm happy about that. Sometimes I get confused with these two. :)

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  19. Oh my... Maybe Element and Seymour need to spend some time in a rock garden. Out of your house and while they are there, I suggest changing the locks or maybe just moving....

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    1. Every time they are in a rock garden all the girl rocks are in big trouble. :)

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  20. Who knew gambling was considered rock solid entertainment. *snort*

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  21. I would have helped pro bono! :)

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    1. Now you tell me. That would have been most helpful. :)

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  22. Would my old Commodore 64 help?

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    1. I don't think so, but thanks. We can always go to the neighbors house. :)

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  23. Ahahahaha oh goodness! ;P

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    1. Yep, these two are keeping us very busy. :)

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  24. Rocks and computers and gambling add up to a whole lot of no good.

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    1. And we're in a heap of no good around here. :)

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