I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, my wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yelled to me, 'You need a piece of tail.'
I turned with a confused look on my face and said, 'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'
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ROFL Hysterical, Love it.
ReplyDeleteI have lots of blogging buddies that send me tons of stuff. :)
DeleteThanks Sandee, for that great chuckle. Sandee, you and Zane have a fine week end.
ReplyDeleteYou have a great weekend too Marg. Scritches to all the critters. :)
DeleteHa, Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,
ReplyDeleteI'll have to show this to my wife. Thanks for a laughing Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Yep, some you win and some you can't win. :)
DeleteHahahahahaha ~~I'm still laughing, Sandee. :-) :-) :-)
ReplyDeleteBut I won't tell Mrs. Jim. I've already had one divorce acting out this part. Not a happy time. [-
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I've had a divorce too so I get it Jim. :)
DeleteWe love figures of speech. Have a safe and fun fourth.
ReplyDeleteYou have a safe and fun 4th too Jan. :)
DeleteAfter being told to get a piece of tail, I was expecting something more risqué and not involving the wife.
ReplyDeleteNo, that's as risque as it's going to get. :)
DeleteI love you my Darlin'.
ReplyDeleteYour loving Husband
I love you too honey. :)
DeleteLMAO thanks for my Saturday chuckle :-d
ReplyDeleteHave a tailtastic Saturday Sandee :o
You're most welcome Steve. :)
DeleteHahahahahaaaaaa... good one!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
Married bliss right? :)
Deletebwa hahahah Happy day to you!
ReplyDeleteHappy day to you too Kathe. Scritches to Miss Lucy. :)
DeleteAnnnnd that's when the fight started. Have a blessed day. :d
ReplyDeleteYep, that's about the size of it. :)
DeleteHeeheehee! This one is too good to keep to myself!
ReplyDeleteI know this couple. :)
DeleteBwhaaaaaaaaaaaaa! My hubby and I rolled over with laughter on this one. MEN! Ah....we sure love them don't we? Happy Fourth of July my friend. Hugs, Anne
ReplyDeleteYes, we sure do Anne. We're a couple of lucky gals. :)
DeleteI so didn't see that punchline coming. This is really funny. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI didn't either, so that's why I liked this one so much. :)
DeleteGood one- as always :)
ReplyDeleteThanks. :)
DeleteLove it! Lol! Need to tell this one to my shotgun shack buddies!
ReplyDeleteTell away my friend. :)
DeleteShe should make up her mind.
ReplyDeleteI don't this she connected the dots. He did, but she didn't. :)
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