Saturday, July 2, 2016

Senior Love

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me, 'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and said, 'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'

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34 comments :

  1. ROFL Hysterical, Love it.

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    1. I have lots of blogging buddies that send me tons of stuff. :)

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  2. Thanks Sandee, for that great chuckle. Sandee, you and Zane have a fine week end.

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    1. You have a great weekend too Marg. Scritches to all the critters. :)

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  3. Ha, Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,
    I'll have to show this to my wife. Thanks for a laughing Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Yep, some you win and some you can't win. :)

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  4. Hahahahahaha ~~I'm still laughing, Sandee. :-) :-) :-)
    But I won't tell Mrs. Jim. I've already had one divorce acting out this part. Not a happy time. [-
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    1. I've had a divorce too so I get it Jim. :)

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  5. We love figures of speech. Have a safe and fun fourth.

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    1. You have a safe and fun 4th too Jan. :)

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  6. After being told to get a piece of tail, I was expecting something more risqué and not involving the wife.

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    1. No, that's as risque as it's going to get. :)

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  7. I love you my Darlin'.

    Your loving Husband

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    1. I love you too honey. :)

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  8. LMAO thanks for my Saturday chuckle :-d

    Have a tailtastic Saturday Sandee :o

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    1. You're most welcome Steve. :)

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  9. Hahahahahaaaaaa... good one!
    Have a great weekend!

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    1. Married bliss right? :)

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  10. bwa hahahah Happy day to you!

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    1. Happy day to you too Kathe. Scritches to Miss Lucy. :)

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  11. Annnnd that's when the fight started. Have a blessed day. :d

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    1. Yep, that's about the size of it. :)

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  12. Heeheehee! This one is too good to keep to myself!

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    1. I know this couple. :)

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  13. Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaa! My hubby and I rolled over with laughter on this one. MEN! Ah....we sure love them don't we? Happy Fourth of July my friend. Hugs, Anne

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    1. Yes, we sure do Anne. We're a couple of lucky gals. :)

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  14. I so didn't see that punchline coming. This is really funny. Thanks.

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    1. I didn't either, so that's why I liked this one so much. :)

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  15. Love it! Lol! Need to tell this one to my shotgun shack buddies!

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    1. Tell away my friend. :)

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  16. She should make up her mind.

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    1. I don't this she connected the dots. He did, but she didn't. :)

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