Sunday, June 26, 2016

Silly Sunday

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The Parachute Club!

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 72 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes again?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "For heaven's sake, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

Hat tip: Linda W.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. messymimi
5. Agent 54
6. Cranky
7. Woodsterman
8. 15andmeowing

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40 comments :

  1. LMAO I take it she won't get a refund =p~

    Have a jumptastic SSS (h)

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    1. Nope, I'm guessing no refund either. :)

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  2. I bet in the future his daughter doesn't bug him about not doing anything :-)

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    1. I'm pretty sure of that too Ann. :)

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  3. Oh goodness, too funny. Guess I had better take my glasses wherever I go. Sandee, you and Zane have yourselves a great Sunday.

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    1. I know I need my glasses for everything too Marg. :)

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  4. Heeheehee! Never sign up until you read the fine print. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

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    1. And the older I get the harder that is to do, even with my glasses. :)

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  5. It will be easier for her now. Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a sunny Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.


    Cruisin Paul

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    1. I hope so, but I wonder.

      Have a sunny Sunday too Paul. :)

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  6. Time for a new eyeglass prescription.

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    1. Either that or take them with you wherever you go. :)

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    1. This is one flo I would rather pass on. :)

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  8. to silly for words! bwa hahah! Cheers and hugs!

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    1. Well it is Silly Sunday. Big hugs back. :)

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  9. Ha ha ha! What a joke!

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    1. I was feeling a bit twisted when I found that one. :)

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  10. We have a lot of adventures when our sight starts failing. :)

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    1. Isn't that the truth and not all of them as scary as this one. :)

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  11. Buy some Cialis.

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    1. That's a lot of jumps per week. Will it work? :)

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    1. I thought so too, but I'm old with poor eyesight so it was even more funny to me. :)

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  13. Is there really a difference between jumping out of planes or into the bed of a stranger?

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    1. Big difference Ron, bit difference. :)

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  14. ROFL mom laughed and laughed :-d

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    1. I did too, but when we get older we can relate to some of this very easily. :)

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  15. Absolutely hilarious, Sandee! Thank you so much for making my day! :)

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    1. I thought so too Linda. You're most welcome. :)

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    1. And silly too. It's Silly Sunday after all. :)

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  17. Hi Sandee, a perfect giggle for first thing on a Monday Morning! It has got me a little worried though, my Mum has been in the UK for a few weeks; I just hope she hasn't signed up for any form of jumping!

    Wishing you a Happy Monday!

    xx

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    1. I'm sure she hasn't. Your mum is fine. :)

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  18. That's a wild senior's center.

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  19. LOL - at least she will have a steady income.

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    1. The price is pretty high though. :)

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