There was a new CEO at a company who decided to fire all of the slackers. He finds a dude leaning on his desk and he thinks, "What the heck is he doing!?" So he walks up to the guy and says, "What the heck are you doing!?"
The guy says, "I'm waiting to get paid."
The CEO says, "OK, how much do you get paid in a week?"
The guy says, "About $300."
The CEO gives the guy $1200, and says, "Now go away and never come back!" The guy leaves.
The CEO says, "Will someone please tell me what the heck I just did!?"
An employee says, "You just tipped the pizza man $1200."
Hat tip: Just Out
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