Saturday, May 21, 2016

Talking Dog

A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent.

"Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what’s on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies.

"Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go ‘roof’."

"No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog, "what does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers.

The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience.

"No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you. " He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" goes the dog.

And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street.

And the dog turns to the guy and says, "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"

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52 comments :

  1. Yup...a dawggoned opportunity arfully handled. Like Oddball, he should have done his other dog imitation...

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    1. Yes he should have done his other dog imitation. :)

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  2. That probably would have been better to say DiMaggio. Silly Dog. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic week end.

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    1. Silly man with the dog. I'm impressed with the dog. :)

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  3. Hahaha! Yep, probably should!

    Have a fab weekend.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. You have a fab weekend too honey. :)

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  4. Maybe he should have said a " chimney " on the house and sandpaper feels like " scratching your butt " I think that would have worked. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a wonderful & warm Saturday Sandee & Zane. I hope that you, Zane is feeling much better. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Well if you're going to audition you need to ask the right questions. :)

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  5. lol silly dog :) Have a great weekend!

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    1. Yep, I love this joke. :)

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    1. Cute and a lot ironic. :)

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  7. He definitely should have known it was DiMaggio. Not a very smart dog even if he can talk.lol

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    1. Better questions would have helped. :)

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  8. LOL this was one of the best that you have ever posted.

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    1. Thanks. I love family friendly jokes. :)

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  9. bwa hahah too funny! Have a lovely day- we had down pouring rain and snow! yes snow! yesterday- but it's sunny today! Cheers1

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    1. Hubby wanted to know if it was going to snow when we visit you next month and I said maybe. :)

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  10. Ha ha! Silly dog! Roof! Roof!

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    1. Silly dog and silly master too. :)

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    1. Funny and mostly silly over here. :)

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  12. It was the dog owner's fault. Just didn't ask the right questions. My old dog use to talk to me, but now he's silent---guess he knows by now I've heard it all before. After all how many different ways can you say, Roof! Roof!

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    1. I thought the same about the owner. You have to ask the right questions. :)

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  13. LMAO that would have stumped the agent ;-(

    Have a sceptictastic day Sandnee (h)

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    1. Make the most of that extra n LOL [-(

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    2. Yep, it sure would have. :)

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    3. Okay, I'll make the most of that extra n. :)

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  14. My dog thinks it's Lou Gehrig. c-)

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    1. You changed "MY" code ... :p

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    2. Well, there you go. ":)

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    3. The old code wouldn't work in blogger anymore Odie. :)

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  15. The dog had it right.Ruth not only hit, he was a helluva pitcher.

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    1. Well, I agree, but the agent didn't get the dog at all. :)

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  16. LOL!!! Too funny. :)

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    1. Mostly silly, but I do silly. :)

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  17. Good one, that was cute. :)

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    1. It was cute and so family friendly. :)

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  18. You only have one opportunity to make a great first impression. Lesson learned. :)

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    1. Yep, this is a great lesson learned. :)

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  19. May be dog's language has not lent itself to words other than Rough and Ruth.

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    1. Well, he did say DiMaggio once they were booted out on the street. :)

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  20. Haha! This is something my dog would do, well if she could talk. There is no performing unless treats and spoiling are involved :)

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    1. It's that the truth. They will do most anything for treats and spoiling. :)

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  21. An old one but a good one. I think Looney Tunes did a version of it.

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    1. It's an old one indeed, but I still like it. :)

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  22. Lol. That reminds me of the one about the man selling his talking dog. A potential buyer hears the dog recount his days working for the CIA as a spy, working for the DEA, getting honorary degrees, etc. When the man asks the owner why he's selling the dog, the owner replies, "That dog never did any of those things. He's a congenital liar."

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    1. Yep, I've posted that one too long ago. :)

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    2. Oldie but goodie.

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    3. Yep and it's been told so many different ways. :)

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