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Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned!
- No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
- When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
- If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
- Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
- You can't trust dogs to watch your food..
- Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..
- Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
- You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
- The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
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Yep all true. I've never tried the one with the dust buster and the cat though :)
ReplyDeleteHave a great day
You can't mess with cats much. They get even. :)
DeleteI liked these I must say I haven't ever done this one Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. LOL
ReplyDeleteHave a truthtastic SSS cheer
I've seen some weird colored underwear being worn with white shorts. Bless their hearts. :)
Deleteaw to that last one. Ain't it the truth? :)
ReplyDeleteYep, it was back in the day for me too. I sure miss my grandmother. :)
DeleteLove the image of a 3 year old with a tomato. But all those are really good and it is so nice to have a good chuckle. Sandee, you and Zane have a fun day. =))
ReplyDeleteTotally destroyed tomato. It's cute to watch, not so much if you have to clean up the mess. :)
DeleteAll good advice.
ReplyDeleteI'm running over with unimportant stuff as usual. :)
DeleteBrilliant! Love that last one.
ReplyDeleteHave a super Sunday.
Big hugs, honey...
That's because we are both good grandmas. :)
DeleteHeeheehee! Well, you can baptize a cat, but you don't want to!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your Sunday!
I've never wanted to. It's hard enough getting them in their carriers to get them to the vets office. :)
DeleteThey always catch the second person. I wish NFL players would learn that one.
ReplyDeleteI wish they would too. :)
DeleteI love these...all true! :)
ReplyDeleteThey are all true indeed Linda. :)
DeleteYou can have dogs watch your food-as long as it is broccoli. It works better than milk.
ReplyDeleteYep, they don't eat a lot of veggies do they. Everything else, but veggies not so much. :)
DeleteI totally agree with you. About this one, " Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. ", I wore a pair of RED underwear without thinking of white shorts. A lot of people were staring at me and I couldn't wonder why. Ha,ha,ha.
ReplyDeleteHave a colorful Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Kind of the same thing Paul. Sometimes we aren't thinking are we. :)
DeleteI love all these advice especially the two on hair management. No doubt grandma's lap is paradise when in sorrow as well as in happiness.
ReplyDeleteHave a great Sunday!
You're right about grandma's lap. :)
DeleteThose are great- you are so right about dogs watching food :)
ReplyDeleteThey can watch and beg at the same time. They are really good at it too. :)
DeleteSo true. No chance to sit on grandma's lap and good thing I do not like white shorts. Lol!
ReplyDeleteI have white uniform pants that I have to wear when we go to Portland next month. I'll make sure I have the right underwear. :)
DeleteWhen I was little I tried to Baptize a cat---only tried it once!
ReplyDeleteOnce is all it takes Ron. Just once. :)
DeleteLOL! Too cute!
ReplyDeleteThanks Lauren. Scritches to the girls. :)
Deletenumber 4 is so true
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Yes I've seen that done with more than tomatoes. :)
DeleteGee whiz- I never have had ( so far) polka dotted underwear....dang! Have a super terrific evening with oodles of hugs!
ReplyDeleteI had a polka dot bikini though. It was popular back in my youth. It was yellow too. :)
DeleteHa!! Good ones! Love the dog one! Hope you had a blast this weekend! xoxo catchatwithcarenandcody
ReplyDeleteWe stayed home Caren and just rested. We avoided the crowds and we liked that very much. :)
DeleteThe story behind the three year old and tomato intrigues me. Lol! Hope you're having a wonderful weekend.
ReplyDeleteWell if you haven't seen what a three year old can do to a tomato then you should. It's quite funny and a huge mess. :)
DeleteAll true, although I have never tried to hide broccoli in milk.
ReplyDeleteI haven't either, but I love broccoli. :)
DeleteThat last one is pretty good.
ReplyDeleteYep, it's a very good one. :)
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