Saturday, May 28, 2016

Job Interview

A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry level position.

His prospective boss asked, “Are you a smoker?”

“Not even a little,” said the young man.

“How about alcoholic beverages?”

“Never touch ‘em,” he replied.

The boss smiled and asked, “So you spend a lot of time with girls?”

The applicant said “No, not really.”

“So you don’t have any vices?”

“Well, I do have one,” he admitted.

“And what would that be?” the boss asked.

“I tell lies.”

Hat tip: Just Out
Image Credit: Everything Zoomer
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38 comments :

  1. refreshing, a liar that admits to it. I wonder if he got the job...lol

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    1. Yep, everyone fudges on those interviews a bit. :)

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  2. Too funny. Now they won't know if he is lying about lying Sandee, you and Zane have a wonderful week end.

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    1. Yep, that's a problem isn't it. :)

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  3. Oh my! Now what?! Haha

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Well, I'd thank him and let him go. :)

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  4. At least he's honest. Have an enjoyable Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Well, about what? Not sure if anything he said was true. :)

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  5. Does anyone tell the truth in a job interview?

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    1. Probably not anymore. You might if there are background checks. :)

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  6. LOL well at least he was an honest liar :-#

    Have a lielesstastic day Sandee [-(

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    1. Is there such a thing Steve? :)

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  7. Ha ha...can we believe him?

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  8. He would fit right in to the world of today's politicians.

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    1. Yes, but they lie to you and tell you it's the truth. :)

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  9. I am willing to be he won't get hired!!! LOL!!! :)

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    1. I would say no on the hiring too. :)

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  10. giggle snicker hahahah So is he telling the truth ...bwa hahah

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    1. I'm not sure what is true and what isn't at this point. :)

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  11. Was his last name Clinton?

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    1. I have no idea Ron. Were you referring to Bill or Hillary? :)

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  12. There's a pack of condoms next to the can of beer and carton of Marlboros in his back pack that he brought to the interview.

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    1. Bwahahahahahaha. You crack me up. :)

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  13. Seymour doesn't get it...so I'll let the pet rock see the Star Trek (TOS) episode of "I, Mudd"...

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    1. I spent a lot of time explaining things to Seymour when he was here. You'd think we wouldn't have gotten in so much trouble. :)

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  14. That is a good one.Have a great weekend!

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    1. You have a great weekend too. :)

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  15. He should have stopped while he was ahead. ;)

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    1. Yes, he was doing pretty well until the end. :)

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  16. Heeheehee! Next, please!

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  17. LOL - not a good job interview response.

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    1. I agree, a terrible job interview response. :)

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    1. Yep, he was doing very well right up to that last question. :)

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  19. he's now working for the government

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    1. That makes perfect sense Phil. :)

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