Sunday, April 10, 2016

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Old Is When...

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says: 'Let's go upstairs and make love' and you answer: 'Pick one, I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot!

'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door!

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all-nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

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'OLD' IS WHEN.....
You are not sure these are jokes!

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. messymimi
5. Ron R
6. Woodsterman
7. Cruisin' Paul
8. Mike Golch
9. Driller's Place
10. Cranky

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58 comments :

  1. LOL! I'm not very old yet but some of those definitely make me feel older! I've totally lost my car before, I'm very happy when my husband goes places without me and I have alligator hands from all my years of grooming! Great post! I hope you're having an awesome weekend!

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    1. I'll be 65 in September...so I can make fun of my age if I want. Things are certainly different then they were many years ago. :)

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  2. Pick one, I can't do both... lol. I'm pretty sure I've said this a fe times.

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. I know I've said it more than once. :)

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  3. If this is how you judge old then I'm not entirely there yet :)

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    1. Nope you're not there yet Ann. You've a long ways to go. :)

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  4. Oh these are so so so funny and oh so true. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I am sure they are all true. Sandee, you and Zane have a great day.

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    1. I'll be signing up for medicare in June. :)

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  5. Looks like i have a little way to go. Happy Sunday!

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  6. Oh my, I still don't know what an all nighter is.

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  7. 'OLD' IS WHEN...
    An 'all-nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. This ain't no joke. Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a young Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. It sure isn't a joke Paul. Sleeping all night long is just a memory. :)

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  8. Those are great. I haven't had an all-nighter ever, i always get up several times, I guess I drink too much coffee.:)

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    1. Some can say it's the coffee, but when you get old it doesn't matter what you drink or don't drink. You're going to get up in the night. :)

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  9. That all-niter works for me. Have a great day Sandee!

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    1. Yep, I'm up at least twice every night. :)

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  10. LOL brilliant I pray for an all nighter nightly LOL

    Have an allnightertastic SSS :-f

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    1. Me too. It never happens anymore, but I sure wish it would. :)

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  11. these are all funny and far too close to the truth! Cheers!

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    1. Yep, it's the way of getting older. :)

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  12. Getting really old is when "getting laid" is when they put you in your casket.

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    1. That could be it exactly. I hadn't thought of that. :)

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  13. Great jokes! Even when I was working, there were a few times I couldn't remember where I parked my car. So I can say I am old, yet not so old yet! Lol!

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    1. I've lost my car in my younger years too, because I wasn't paying attention. :)

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  14. Oh my gosh I loose my car all of the time in the parking lot!! It should not be so hard to keep track of that thing :)

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    1. I think most folks have lost their vehicles more than they will admit. :)

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  15. Sadly I can relate to too many of these. I said something about being a middle-aged woman to my husband and he said, "You aren't middle aged." I said, "I'm 45!!!! If that isn't middle aged, I don't know what is!" I think he's in denial that HE'S middle aged!

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    1. Men are going through their change in their 40s. You know that right? :)

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  16. Hahahaha! I have to share this. My favorite is the alligator shoes. Hahahahahaha!

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    1. Our bodies change so much. It's frightening to watch sometimes. :)

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  17. LOL! These are all great! :)

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    1. And oh so true too. :)

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  18. My favorite is when the pacemaker opens the garage door. w-)

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    1. Well at least we're turning something on. :)

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  19. ALL NIGHTER!!! Man those are the best!

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    1. Thanks Tracie. Tried to visit your blog but it's private. :)

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  20. These are funny...wait, maybe not. I can identify with a couple of them!!! Haha

    Happy smiley Sunday. Big hugs, honey...

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    1. I can relate to some of these too, but we're still young. For the two of us it's a frame of mind. :)

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  21. Jokes? I was tired after reading the first one and we don't have stairs. c-)

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    1. Yep, we have stairs and they can be brutal at times. :)

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  22. Good ones, except I always get up during the night to go to the bathroom at least once,and I am old :( :-h :-f d-)

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    1. Me too Mike. It's the way of things. :)

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  23. Been there, done some of these things. Love the alligator shoes.

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    1. I'm getting closer to the alligator shoes. :)

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  24. LOL at that last one. You ain't a kiddin' ;) :)

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    1. Yep, that brings it home for sure. :)

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  25. I think I meet most of those requirements!!! Hope you had a great weekend!! xoxo DakotasDen

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    1. I know I meet them all. :)

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  26. Old is when you turn on a music awards show and you don't recognize a single artist...not a one. Been there done that.

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    1. I can do that too. I've not a clue anymore. :)

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  27. Getting lucky is my story right now. Lol!

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    1. Yep, I can so relate. :)

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  28. What? I was napping.

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    1. Me too. Funny how that works. :)

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  29. LOL - the last one is my favourite.

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