Sunday, March 20, 2016

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Book Report:

The students at a local college were assigned to read two books, “Titanic” and “My Life” by Bill Clinton, and to write book reports. One student turned in the following book report; with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic: Cost = $29.99
Clinton: Cost = $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton: Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined
Clinton: Ditto for Monica's
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton: Let’s not go there
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember anything
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
Clinton: Monica.. Ooh, let’s not go there, either
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary; basically the same thing.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Comedy Plus
2. bethere2day
3. messymimi
4. Mike Golch
5. Woodsterman
6. Cranky
7. Spring Is Here...
8. Ann
9. Driller
10. Cruisin' Paul
11. Bearman
12. Kathe W.
13. Jennifer
14. Kismet
15. Nancy Chan
16. Mail4Rosey
17. Margs Animals
18. ZoePhee
19. Linda
20. Jason
21. Stephanie
22. Katherine
23. Traveling Bells
24. Just Out
25. Binky
26. Rhonda

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50 comments :

  1. Yep, they do sound like pretty similar stories :)

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    1. Yes they are very similar aren't they. :)

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  2. LMAO brilliant comparisons, Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen let's not go there...ooooh pardon lmao

    Have a titanictastic SSS :-f

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    1. Let's not go there indeed. :)

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  3. Titanic: There is no sequal
    Clinton: Hillary is trying to, Oh please, let's not go there.

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    1. I agree, no more Clinton's and no more Bush's. :)

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  4. I'd give the student an A++ for the truth or an A+++++ to Monica.

    Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. That will work Paul. :)

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  5. He's a smart kid, he deserved the A+! Have a great Silly Sunday!

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    1. I agree that he's a very smart kid. :)

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  6. Hah! I'd would have given him an A+ also! Let's hope there isn't a Clinton sequel. Wishing you and Zane a very lovely day!

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    1. And especially not this lying Clinton. :)

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  7. HAHA! A plus work here if you ask my opinion!!

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    1. This guy has a real sense of politics too. :)

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  8. No wonder Bill wants back in the White House again. This time his wife will be preoccupied.

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    1. Who would touch her? :)

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  9. The student deserved the A+ for such a good report! Ha ha!

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  10. Well done, I'd give him an A+ also.

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    1. He's brilliant if you ask me. :)

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  11. There are a lot of similarities...

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  12. Well I'm just speechless :)) :)) :)) :-h d-)

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  13. Well that was hysterical and well done. I sure got a good laugh out of that. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic Sunday.

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    1. Very well done. I love how some folks can tell a tale so very well. :)

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  14. Oh my gosh, that is hilarious!!! LMAO!

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    1. It's an old one, but a good one. :)

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  15. Similar indeed! LOL! :)

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  16. "Let's not go there." Ha!

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    1. Someone has a wicked sense of humor. :)

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  18. Ha ha ha the last two are HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!

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    1. Yes they are aren't they. :)

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  19. You and Driller both nailed it! Brilliant. Just brilliant. He deserved that A+ for sure.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. It is brilliant isn't it. Spot on too. :)

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  20. Marvelous comparison ...

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  21. But the Titanic journey only lasted a couple of days.

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    1. Yes and the other one just won't go away. :)

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  22. I'd give that student an A.

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