Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Two Blondes Fishing

Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish. The first blonde said, ”This is such a great spot, we need to mark it so we can come back.”

The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat.

The first blonde asked, ”What are you doing?”

The second blonde replied, ”Marking the spot.”

”Don’t be stupid” the first blonde said. ”What if we don’t get the same boat next time?”

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  1. Sure everyone knows you draw a line in the water with a stick. D'oh!

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. Well, that's one way. There are so many different ways for blondes to mark the spot. :)

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  2. LOL - I love blonde jokes.

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    1. I do too Rhonda. Way too much. :)

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  3. Thanks for the great laugh this morning Sandee. That is terrific. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic day.

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    1. Blondes are most entertaining aren't they. Yes they are. :)

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  4. Hi Sandee, I sure they can get that boat again. And that the spot isn't all fished out.
    I'm sorry I didn't return your Warm Heart visit sooner. That and my Friday Hunt for last week were'auto-posted' "Found Money" posts. It would have worked for my "F" post also but I had another. We have been on a Caribbean cruise with limited Internet
    :-f

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    1. Being on a cruise beats being home and surfing the web. Good for you. :)

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  5. LOL they do have their own way of doing things I would have marked the oar much more reliable =))

    Have a blondetastic day Sandee :-h

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    1. Everyone seems to have a different approach to marking this fishing spot. All make sense to me. :)

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  6. Heeheehee, yes, that would be a problem. Have a great Tuesday!

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    1. You have a great Tuesday too. :)

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  7. I love blonde jokes, this is no exception.
    Have a great day!

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    1. I've always loved blonde jokes. They are so illogical. :)

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  8. Can't argue with that logic.... I am a natural blonde after all. Just dyed my hair brown to avoid all of the blonde jokes :)

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    1. They believe what they believe and that's all that counts. :)

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  9. Blonde jokes are cool. Lol !

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    1. Yes they are Rajiv. :)

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  10. Blonde jokes just don't work when you call them redhead jokes, do they.

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    1. No they don't. It's just not the same. :)

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  11. I once received directions to turn left at the parked green Ford and the speaker knew I was travelling the next day. I forget whether it was a blond, but if you looked in one ear, you could see daylight.

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    1. Yes on that daylight thing. Bless their hearts. :)

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  12. Ha ha...this blonde joke is really funny!

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    1. Blondes are great blog fodder for sure. :)

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  13. Something's fishy about this joke. Thanks for the laugh. Have a great day!

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    1. Yes, but it's spot on where blondes are concerned. :)

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  14. Birds of a feather, flock together. :)

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    1. Thank goodness for that too. :)

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    1. Yes, and I'm sure both of them are adorable too. :)

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  16. Blonde joke AND nautical humor. Gotta love it. Everyone knows you mark the anchor ;)

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    1. That's another way of marking this spot. You're brilliant. :)

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  17. Why not just mark the spot on the boat and then take a picture in case you get a different boat. Dang, blondes are just too stupid to think of that.

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    1. Bwahahahahahahaha. Brilliant too. :)

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  18. well at least one of them was smart enough to realize they might not get the same boat

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    1. You're right about that Ann. Bless their hearts. :)

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  19. LOL! Too funny! I can't even tell you how many times I've had a blonde moment!

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    1. I've had my fair share too. I always feel so stupid when I have them too. :)

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  20. hahaha!!! I'll worry about not getting the same boat too! :) Have a happy day Sandee!

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    1. It' so hard to figure out how to find the spot again. :)

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  21. Hahahaha! I was expecting one to dive in but that's funny! I needed the chuckle after having a second Monday at work. Hopefully tomorrow is better.

    Happy Tortie Tuesday!

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    1. There are so many ways to find this spot again, and my commenters have thought of most of them. Hope today is a better day. :)

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  22. Gotta love those blonde jokes. Tee hee!

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    1. And I love all the blonde jokes. Yes I do. :)

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  23. bwa hahahah who thinks these things up? Too funny- thanks for the giggles and have a perfect day!

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    1. Probably blondes. Who else can think like a blonde? :)

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  24. Either they reached a concensus oar they got into a row for being so bullheaded...*ducking boos and throwd bait*

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    1. I'm guessing there was a consensus. Just saying. Hello to Seymour. :)

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  25. They should have put an X on their arm.

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    1. And yet another great idea. My commenters are very smart. :)

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  26. At least there is one smart one in the bunch

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  27. Just sit a stone on the spot

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