The tower responded, "Who is calling?”
The aircraft replied, ”What difference does it make?"
The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference.
- If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o’clock.
- If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours.
- If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells.
- If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3.
- If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it’s Thursday afternoon."
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