You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't? Yeah, I don't have one of those.
My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
So when is this, 'Old enough to know better' supposed to kick in?
Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered, 'Who ties your shoelaces for you?'
I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
There are times when my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.
Be careful when you follow the masses, sometimes the "M" is silent!
Hat tip: Captain Ray
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