Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Morning Rounds

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, ”Can’t you see I’m sawing this piece of wood in half?”

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, ”Oh. He’s my friend, but he’s a little crazy. He thinks he’s a light bulb.”

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2′s face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, ”If he’s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself”

Patient #1 replies, ”What? And work in the dark?”

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  1. lol they sound like quite the duo. ;)

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    1. A great team if you ask me. :)

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  2. Ha ha...great jokes! It makes sense, if remove the bulb, the room will be in darkness hahaha!

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    1. That's their logic so go with it. Makes sense to them. :)

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  3. Wakakaka. ..That's funny. A good one Sandee☺

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    1. Strange things happen in those places. Never a dull moment. :)

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  4. LOL - Maybe they need a flashlight.

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    1. Someone is going to have to hold the flashlight though. :)

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  5. Too funny.At least they are helping each other, one sawing the log in half and the other one providing light. Such a pair. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic day.

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    1. I'm sure they think they are helping each other. Perhaps they are and then again, maybe not. :)

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  6. A well matched set of roommates. That doesn't happen often. LOL

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    1. It's good to have a well matched set of roommates. :)

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  7. Seems like perfect understanding between the two patients.
    Have a great day!

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    1. Yep, and only the two of them really understand that understanding. :)

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  8. Now that makes sense! Scary though.

    Enjoy your day. Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Those places are always scary yet so entertaining. :)

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  9. Heeheehee! They do have a sense of their own, don't they!

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    1. Yes, they do have a sense of their own. :)

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  10. Now I know why it's dark. I let my friend come down from the chair.

    Have a brilliant Tuesday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Yep, you should have known better Paul. Almost cruise time. :)

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  11. LOL they sound like the terrible twins heheh!

    Have a lighttastic day Sandee :-h

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    1. Yep, they probably are, but they are getting along very well. :)

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  12. Hilarious, Sandee! LOL!!! Hope your week is going well. :)

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    1. Our week is going along very well. Thank you. :)

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    1. I thought so. I have met people like this when I was working. These things really happen. :)

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  14. Without light,the saw could have slipped and really hurt him. The Doctor was the crazy one-he should have pitched in to help by holding the piece of wood to keep it steady. The work goes faster with cooperation.

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    1. Well, the doctor is the one that doesn't get it. Ask any patient in one of those places...they will tell you. :)

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  15. It makes sense in a wacko sort of way! Good one! Have a great day!

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    1. Everything is kind of wacko in those places. :)

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  16. LOL :D

    Thank you for sharing!

    Have a great day! Lots of hugs to you,
    Beate

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    1. You're welcome Beate. You have a great day too. Hugs back. :)

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  17. Yup! They are two peas in a pod! Thanks for my morning smile!

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    1. Yes they are Jean, yes they are. :)

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  18. Haha! Maybe I ought to not laugh too hard. That could be me someday :)

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    1. I doubt that. You have your act together. :)

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  19. LOL. Sounds like patient 1 and patient 2 make a good team :)

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    1. They do don't they Ann. :)

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  20. There are times I feel those in the nut-house have it right. Unfortunately those times are becoming more frequent!

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    1. Yep, they are happier than most folks too. Imagine that. :)

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  21. Laughing...too funny! These two remind me of the characters, 'Thing One' and 'Thing Two,' from Dr. Suess' "The Cat In The Hat."

    Have a great evening, Sandee.

    "Big Hugs" :)))

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    1. You're right. I hadn't thought of that. You have a great day Annie. :)

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  22. Well of course he can't work in the dark! Hahahaha! Thanks for the giggle Sandee!

    Hope you are enjoying your Tortie Tuesday!

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    1. I love funnies like this. Okay, I'm silly and I know that too. :)

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  23. I love joke logic ;)

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    1. Me too cube, me too. :)

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  24. hahaha!!! but he has a point right?

    Have a nice day Sandee!!

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  25. It's good to have a bright friend.

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