Saturday, January 9, 2016

Country Doctor

A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.

The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.

”Hit him again,” the 5-year-old said. ”He shouldn’t have crawled up there in the first place!”

We're out of town until next Monday. We'll not be visiting or commenting until we return home.

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22 comments :

  1. Oh my gosh! LOL!!! That's too funny!

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  2. LOL, good one. Enjoy your weekend. See you when you get back

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  3. Tough love already, lolol

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  4. Yeah, what was he thinkin'? :P

    Have a wonderful weekend! xoxo

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  5. Heeheehee! A good spanking should convince him!

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  6. There is no end to humor isn't there. Just when you think you've heard it all someone comes up with something amazing in its creativity.

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  7. This is hilarious! Thanks so much for sharing, Sandee, and have a great weekend! :)

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  8. Hahaha! Oh my gosh!! That is funny :)

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  9. As we birds tell it, a male comes out of a female as an egg and spends the rest of his life trying to get back in.

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  10. lol, this joke made me lol.
    I like doc jokes; my next post is about 'the carry on series', and needless to mention they have three hospital related movies. Love those...!
    Good post :)

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  11. LOL in his mind he had a point haha!

    Have a roadtastic day Sandee :-h

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  12. sibling rivalry starts early! Hope you are having lots of fun! Cheers!

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  13. They can get into so much trouble up there. c-)

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  14. Now that definitely is very funny and so very true. Sandee, yOu and Zane have a wonderful time.

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  15. Birth ain't pretty.

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  16. Seymour doesn't get it...and I've tried to 'splain it to him...

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  17. Very responsible sibling.
    Have a great day!

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  18. LOL, that's a good one! :D
    Have a wonderful weekend, Sandee!
    Lots of hugs to you <3
    Beate

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  19. That gets a great big BWAHAHA!!!
    THose babies crawl into all sorts of places

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  20. LOL - kids say the obvious things. ;)

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  21. annnnd ... he is right. Just sayin'.

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