Saturday, December 26, 2015

The Hailstorm

A blond was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blond, so he decided to have some fun.

He told her to go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blond went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her blond roommate saw her and asked, "What are you doing?"

The first blond told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."

Image Credit: Kennedy Restoration
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  1. LOL bless em but I bet it still didn't work LOL

    Have a blowtastic day Sandee :-f

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    1. No, it didn't work, but they are blondes so they try very hard to make things work. :)

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    2. silly girls! Have a super duper day with lots of hugs

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    3. Yes, they are silly girls to us, but they are quite serious. :)

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  2. I can see that, rolling up the windows would solve the problem - maybe they shouldn't let blondes live together.

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    1. They probably should let them live together. :)

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  3. LOL, I hope her windows have a good seal when they're closed

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    1. I do too Ann. It still won't work, but at least it has a better chance of working. :)

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  4. Thanks Sandee for the great chuckle this morning. That is terrific. Silly girls. But then, maybe it did work. Sandee, you and Zane have a perfect day.

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    1. Silly girls indeed. Blondes come of with the weirdest things. Bless their hearts. :)

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  5. Lol! The shop owner had his fun. He am sure he will be rolling on the floor laughing away!

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    1. I'm pretty sure you're right Nancy. A dirty trick indeed. :)

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  6. The only think more dangerous than a blonde is two blondes. ;)

    Or maybe one redhead.

    big hugs hon! xoxo

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    1. Yep, you're spot on about that. :)

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  7. Some things you can try and try, but they're never going to work. ;)

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    1. This is one of those things. :)

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  8. Heeheehee! Have a funny Saturday!

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    1. You have a great time at the wedding. I'm sure it will be a great day for all. :)

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  9. Oh how I love blondes. They are so intelligent for real not like in the jokes. Correct my friend? Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a day after Christmas Sandy & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Yes, we are very intelligent. Thanks for noticing that Paul. :)

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  10. Having 2 blonds share living space should not be allowed.

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    1. I agree Kismet. I agree. :)

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  11. Blonde plus blonde = Blond square
    Have a great day!

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  12. Lol, blonde jokes always make me laugh :)
    Merry Christmas and new year wishes well in advance !

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    1. New Year wishes to you in advance as well. :)

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  13. LOL!!! So hilarious, Sandee! Have a great day, dear friend. :)

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    1. Blondes live in their own little world. You have a great day too Linda. :)

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  14. That's got a real Monica Lewinsky touch to it. c-)

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    1. Hadn't thought of that, but now that you mention it... :)

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  15. Ha Ha!!! It's all about pressure distribution, everybody know that. Except her...

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    1. Well, it give her something to do. :)

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  16. Always FIRST the winders...

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    1. Yes, apparently the repair guy forgot to tell her about the winders. :)

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  17. Smart roommate! Lol! Happy Saturday!

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    1. Well one blonde is always smarter than another blonde. :)

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  18. Hahaha...love me some blonde jokes. Thanks for the smiles.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. These two take the cake too. Glad you're back home. :)

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  19. Blondes have no common sense.

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    1. Well, not on my blog in any event. :)

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