Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Engineer Vs Doctor

An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000.”

One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.

Doctor: “I have lost taste in my mouth.”

Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Doctor: “This is Gasoline!”

Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back.

That will be $500.”

The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.

Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”

Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 2 Doctor: “But that is Gasoline!”

Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”

The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak.”

Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this.

Take this $1,000.”

Doctor: “But this is $500…”

Engineer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
Image Credit: Sequoyah High School
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50 comments :

  1. With smarts like that I'm surprised the engineer went so long being unemployed :)

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    1. Well, he seems to be making money now. He's a smart one. :)

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  2. It's ObamaCrap, right? Take your money. Do nothing.

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. Pretty much Barb. Pretty much. :)

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  3. Sounds like the schister trying to outshine the schister, lolol

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    1. That's exactly what's happening here. :)

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  4. This is one smart engineer!

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  5. Heeheehee! Gotta hand it to the engineers of this world!

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    1. They are brilliant for sure. :)

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  6. Good one Sandee, That worked out pretty darn well. Sandee, you and Zane have a perfect day.

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    1. Well it did for the engineer anyway. :)

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  7. LOL he was had right left and centre

    have a swindletastic day Sandee :-h

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    1. Yes he was wasn't he. :)

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  8. Now it's time to bring in the lawyers.

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    1. Yep, and we can pretty much figure out how that's going to go. :)

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  9. Haha! I like his plan, sounds like solid medical advice and treatment to me :)

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    1. Yes it does, and he's making some good money too. :)

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  10. smart engineer- and I would not go to that doctor- slow learner! Have a happy day with lots of hugs!

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    1. Very slow learner isn't he. You have a happy day too honey. Big hugs back. :)

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  11. Presenting the bill is a class by itself in medical school.

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    1. I'm sure it is Kismet. :)

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  12. LOL...y-)

    Merry Christmas! xoxo

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    1. Merry Christmas to you too Michelle. :)

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  13. Marry Christmas, Sandee!

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  14. Are you sure that's not a lawyer...no, they're not that smart. They are that devious, just not that smart.

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    1. You know it would read better with a lawyer rather than a doctor. :)

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  15. Engineer or carnival barker?

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    1. A bit of both I think. :)

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  16. A very clever engineer! LOL! :)

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    1. He knows how to make money. :)

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  17. Ha! Those engineers are really into math and I might add no dummies!

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    1. They do know their math and this one is no dummy. :)

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  18. Even if the engineer was wrong the third time, he still would have been up $500. Smart guy.

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    1. You got to do what you have to do to make a living. :)

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  19. Hahaha! That made me giggle which I needed on this stressful day! Thanks Sandee!

    Hugs to you!

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    1. You're doing to many long days with your web training. Boring. :)

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  20. Too funny! Smart engineer! Lol! If I don't catch y'all before the big day, Merry Christmas!

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    1. P.s. Hubby the engineer loved this!

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    2. Merry Christmas to you and hubby honey. :)

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    3. I'm glad hubby loved this. I know your sweetie is a great engineer. :)

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  21. Funny. This post just made me smile and I'm starting my day off on a good note. Gotta love good comedy. Happy Holidays.

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    1. I do some goofy stuff here. Thanks for dropping by. :)

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  22. There are winners, and there are losers.

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    1. And it looks like the doctor is consistent in the losing part. :)

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  23. Really silly, yet pretty funny. Clever twists.

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    1. I love being silly you know. :)

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  24. Brilliant!

    Hope y'all had a great Christmas.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. We did have a great Christmas. :)

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