Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Cerebral Witticisms

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give-away.)

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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  1. Another great list. I like the "an I for an I"! Have a beautiful day, Sandee!

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    1. I'm glad you enjoyed this Nancy. :)

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  2. Those are funny, right up my alley. :)

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    1. I like it that it's right up your alley. :)

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  3. Love these. I should print them and use on my index cards after Christmas

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    1. Help yourself Ann. They would make great index cards. :)

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  4. What a great witty list. Love me some mind candy.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. I love the play on words too Sandy. :)

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  5. LOL loved these very witty :-)

    Have a wittytastic day Sandee :-h

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    1. You have a wittytastic day too Steve. :)

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  6. Heeheehee! Dead giveaway! (That's the one i'll be chuckling over all day.)

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    1. Well, it's true isn't it. :)

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  7. He he he we love them =))

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    1. I'm glad that you do. :)

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  8. ROTFL Sandee! I am sipping a nice hot cup of tea now and I love these, thanks so much! The Pavlov has me especially laughing the hardest. :)

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    1. You're most welcome Linda. :)

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  9. a dead give-away... bahahaha! w-) These were all good, especially since I hadn't heard most of them before.

    Have a terrific toosdee, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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    1. They have been around a very long time. I get pretty lazy when I have busy weekends. :)

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  10. I sent this to my wife especially the last one. Mary Lou finally decided to have Acupuncture. She's the one that hated needled but she had it done and she liked it. WOW!

    Have a needleistic Tuesday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. I hear acupuncture works very well. I'd do it if I needed to. :)

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  11. These are really funny and clever! My favorite is: Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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    1. I love play on words stuff. So clever. :)

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  12. Ha!!! These were great! Thanks so much for sharing! xoxoxo catchatwithcarenandcody

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    1. You're most welcome Caren. Scritches to Cody and Dakota. :)

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  13. Hahaha! Too funny! I don't know which is my favorite? The egotists, the will, being well red. All good! Thanks for this happy start to my day!

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    1. I hope your entire day is happy Jen. :)

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  14. bwa hahah these are all good ones- now I am going to go boil my morning egg! It truly can't be beat! Hugs!

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    1. I love soft boiled eggs for breakfast. Yummy. :)

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  15. That hangover one was my pick---all to familiar with them over my many years!

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    1. It's been a lot of years since I've had a hangover. Many years. I'm happy about that. :)

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  16. Love the wordplay.

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    1. Wordplay is grand fun. :)

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  17. Those are terrific. Someone who wrote those has a great sense of humor. They are well written. Sandee, you and Zane have a great day.

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    1. I love wordplay. You have a great day too Marg. Scritches to all the babies. :)

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  18. Here are a few more from "Eric":

    * To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
    * Man who eat crackers in bed get crummy sleep.
    * He who keeps both feet on the ground will have problem putting on pants.
    * The sausage maker backed up into the grinder and got a little behind in his work.
    * Small babies arrive by stork. The larger ones require a crane.
    * Average things are made in the satisfactory.

    Enjoy!
    Alec

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    1. Oh these are a nice addition Alec. Thank you so much. :)

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  19. All so cute. This is the type of humor my husband is into. Pun-based humor.

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    1. I love this kind of humor too. :)

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  20. Those are all pretty funny but the first one is my favorite for whatever reason :)

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    1. I love wordplay stuff. :)

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  21. I've seen too many malls.

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    1. I'm not a fan of malls. :)

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  22. Tee her! The Dijon one is my favorite. Have a great day! Btw, congrats on change of watch!

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    1. You're most welcome. It was a fun evening and it went well. :)

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  23. Seymour adds the tale of the optometrist that fell into a lens grinding machine and made spectacles of himself...*never mind..I'll take the boos and throwd whatever's handy*

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    1. I love Seymour. Please tell him that. :)

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