Saturday, November 28, 2015

Rocket Science

Scientists at the Canadian Research Facility built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

Amtrak engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the NASA engineers. Frozen Chicken Joke

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Americans sent the Canadian Research Facility the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the Canadian scientists for suggestions.

The Canadian Research Facility responded with a one-line memo: 'Defrost the chicken.'

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  1. Lol! Frozen chickens don't fly! Have a great weekend!

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    1. You know I do goofy here Nancy. I just can't help myself. :)

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  2. LOL - Pretty smart Canadian :)

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    1. Very smart Canadian. :)

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  3. LMAO well he's right haha!

    Have a thawtastic Saturday Sandee :-h

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    1. He's right indeed Steve. :)

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  4. Canadians: Defrost it, eh?

    Mainers: Oh, uh-yup.

    Mad language skilz - They haz 'em. d(

    Have yourself a FABulous weekend! xoxo

    C

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    1. You have a fabulous weekend too Barb. :)

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  5. definitely not a proud moment for Americans :)

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    1. We are having fewer and fewer too. :)

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  6. They were testing all conditions...you never know when a bird might freeze during flight. ;)

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    1. One never knows do they. :)

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  7. Heeheehee! Reminds me of the men i've known who've tried to cook a bird in the oven straight from the freezer!

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    1. Well, bless their hearts. My hubby knows how to cook and the importance of the thawing process too. :)

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  8. LOL!!!! Only in Canada! Pity! :) :)

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    1. Pity indeed. You are all much smarter there than here. :)

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  9. Too funny, especially the comment about how a bird my freeze during flight. Maybe not do that test again. Sandee, you and Zane have a really nice day.

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    1. It was pretty goofy, but it made me chuckle. :)

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  10. Give it to us Canadians, we'll figure something out eventually. Ha,ha,ha.

    Have an enjoyable Saturday Sandee. Say hi to Zane for me. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Canadians are brilliant Paul. :)

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    1. Okay, Kismet, I get it. :)

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  12. oh hahahah they weren't thinking were they! Cheers!

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    1. Not one bit. Everyone knows you have to thaw the bird first. :)

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  13. Great frozen chicken joke! Hope you and family had a great Thanksgiving!

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    1. We had a fabulous Thanksgiving Ron. Thanks. :)

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  14. Bubba at the controls! Haha.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. And we love Bubba too. :)

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  15. True story? Funny either way.

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    1. I've not a clue. It's a joke I found. :)

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    1. Silly actually, but I do silly pretty well. :)

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  17. Trains can't eat frozen chickens ... c-)

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  18. Mighty frozen chicken...
    Have a great Thanksgiving weekend!

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  19. Shoplifter gets caught with a frozen chicken in his coat. When asked what he was doing he responded..."I was just minding my business and this frozen chicken flew under my coat". Said the investigator.."a frozen chicken?" "Where would YOU go to get warm?"

    Seymour didn't get it...

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    1. Where Seymour lacks in places he excels in others. :)

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  20. Laughing...that's too funny. :)))

    Thanks for the endorphin's!

    Have a great day Sandee.

    "Big Hugs" :))))

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    1. Actually it was pretty silly, but I'm good for silly. :)

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  21. Oh, and I love your little snowman and Santa, they're adorable. You're so creative.

    "Hugs" again-

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    1. It's all the decorations I do for Christmas anymore. Thanks. :)

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  22. Nearly peed my pants laughing at this one Sandee.
    Sounds somewhat like a Binky invention

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    1. I'm glad you liked it Tony. :)

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  23. A frozen chicken could probably go through almost anything.

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  24. I take no responsibility!

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