Saturday, November 21, 2015

Holy Humor

During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:

Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's Chosen People.

Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.

GOOD SAMARITAN

A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan.  She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"

A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up.."

DID NOAH FISH? 

A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?"

"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."

Hat tip: Eddie Jo
Image Credit: HBC
Share This

38 comments :

  1. Good points in the first one, but the good samaritan was my favorite.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. The gal that sent me these is very religious, but she has a great sense of humor. :)

      Delete
  2. Thank you, Sandee for sharing these Holy Humor and the 4 religious truth. Good for Johnny, he paid attention in his Sunday School and he remembered his lessons well. Have a fantastic weekend!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Thanks Nancy, I'm having a wonderful weekend. :)

      Delete
  3. Oh, honey, please. We don't call it the liquor store. We call it the wine store. Because everyone knows that Jesus made wine for crowds and crowds of people. And Jesus also said when he held up his wine glass, “Drink from it, all of you." And so we do. And now you know more about that. mmm hmmm....

    big hugs xoxo

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Well, there you go. Now I get it. Thanks for the explanation. :)

      Delete
  4. there sure isn't much recognition in religion is there? Love the answer to did Noah fish

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Not really for some that is. Yes the Noah and fishing one was really good. :)

      Delete
  5. Thanks for the morning smiles!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. You're most welcome. :)

      Delete
  6. Haha...love Barb's response! And I am in complete agreement.

    It is 29 outside. Me no likey. FL......soon!

    Big hugs, honey...

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I'm in agreement with Barb too. We all shop at the wine store. :)

      Delete
  7. They all sure made our Mom laugh out loud. The Good Samaritan was a good one. Sandee, you and Zane have a super Saturday.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I'm glad Marg. It's good to have a laugh on Saturday. :)

      Delete
  8. Little Johnny is a brilliant little guy.
    Have a brilliant Saturday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Well, he is quick on hi feet Paul. You have a brilliant Saturday too and stay warm. :)

      Delete
  9. I can always count on starting out my day with a laugh when I come here. Laughed out loud over the two Baptist in a liquor store...so true around here.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I laughed at that one too, and I know some of those folks. :)

      Delete
  10. Ya' gotta have worms to fish. :)

    Have a great weekend!

    ReplyDelete
  11. Once again, visions of Art Linkletter.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yes indeed Joe, yes indeed. :)

      Delete
  12. LOL you gotta love Johnny too

    have a holytastic day Sandee :-h

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I do love Johnny. I know a couple of Johnny's and there is never a dull moment. :)

      Delete
  13. LOL! I laughed the hardest at the Baptists not recognizing each other at the liquor store! :)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I did too Linda. I know some of those folks too. :)

      Delete
  14. never lose that sense of humor..LOL Baptists :) hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! xoxoxoxox

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Don't worry Angel, I never will. Love you back sweetie. :)

      Delete
  15. Lol! I'm with that little girl!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yep, she's smarter than a whip indeed. :)

      Delete
  16. Just two worms...it's a fishing joke. My husband will appreciate that!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yes it is Stephanie. It's logic too. :)

      Delete
  17. good one! :) :-h :-f :-* d-)


    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Thanks Mike, I thought so too. :)

      Delete
  18. In ever considered Noah's fishing restraints before. The 1st joke is great Sandee

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I liked the first one pretty good too Tony. :)

      Delete
  19. Well maybe Noah used lures.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Did they have lures back then? Perhaps there were only two fish too. :)

      Delete

Thank you for stopping by my little corner of the blogosphere. All comments are very much appreciated.

♥♥♥Have a terrific day.♥♥♥