Sunday, September 6, 2015

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.
This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

A Retired Persons Perspective:
  • I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
  • I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
  • You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably pretty upset.
  • Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
  • You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.
  • I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
  • I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.
  • I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
  • Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you find one, what's your plan?
  • Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.
Hat tip: Jerry T.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. messymimi
4. BFDude
5. Woodsterman
6. Agent 54
7. Mike Golch
8. Cube
9. Ann
10. Blogoratti
11. Mail4Rosey
12. Nancy Chan
13. Margs Animals
14. Barb
15. Traveling Bells
16. Kismet
17. Kathe W.
18. Jean R.
19. Rhonda
20. Binky

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38 comments :

  1. These are awesome and as of right now I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim.

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    1. That's a good one isn't it. :)

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  2. Haha! these are funny love the changing the car horn to gunshot sounds and the last one is spot on LOL

    Have a quotetastic Sunday Sandee g-)

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    1. Sometimes it would be fun to do that wouldn't it. :)

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  3. Those made me chuckle, thanks for sharing!

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    1. Glad you found some humor here. :)

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  4. lol on the one for the gym. I can relate. ;)

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  5. Heeheehee! Especially that last one!

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  6. Hahaaa! These are really good ones! I too like the last one!

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    1. The last one is the best I think. :)

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  7. These had me laughing out loud. I like the horn one. Wouldn't that be fun to have. They are all just great and sure did make me laugh this morning. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.

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    1. It would be fun to have Marg. A lot of fun. :)

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  8. I'm all for removing the warning labels! LOL! :P

    Have a lovely day, Sandee. xoxo

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    1. Me too, me too. You have a lovely day too. :)

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  9. These are good ones, especially the first and last ones! Yes. Absolutely.

    Big hugs from the foggy mountains, honey...

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    1. You have a fabulous day honey. :)

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  10. You found one just for me, " I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim ( gym ) this morning."
    Have a hilarious Sunday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. I've been to the gym more than once today. :)

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  11. WIthout a boat, you have time on your hands to invent this stuff.

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    1. No, I copied it from somewhere else. :)

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  12. what a great way to start Sunday with a few giggles! Have a super day honey!

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    1. You have a great day too Kathe. Big hugs back and scritches to Miss Lucy. :)

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  13. "Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you find one, what's your plan?" That's me and I don't know what I'd do. LOL Thanks for the laughs today, Sandee.

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    1. I don't know what I would do either. :)

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  14. It is is the "Stupid Season" for Politicians now. Others are abusing it too.

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    1. Yes it is Tim, yes it is. :)

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  15. Yes the Politicians sure do indeed!!!!!! :)) :-h :-f D) D-) d(

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    1. I'm sick of listening to all of them. :)

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  16. Those are really good :) When I go to the Jim, I look behind the shower curtain in order to surprise the killer before he can surprise me. Then I run like heck.

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    1. Sounds like a good plan to me. :)

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  17. These are great, the tingly feeling one was my favorite. Thanks for the laughs.

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    1. That's a good one indeed and so very true most of the time. :)

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  18. And the older you get, the more often you go to the jim.

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    1. Oh that's the truth. :)

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  19. Yay!! I get to say I've been to the `Jim` today w-)

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