Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Missing Wife

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with Eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailer package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelin's. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.

Hat tip: Jerry T.
Image Credit: Top Auto Speed
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    1. Yep, that's about right. :)

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  2. LOL - we know what's important this guy.

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    1. Yes, and it isn't his wife. :)

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  3. LMAO and I am sure they will haha!

    Have a losttastic day Sandee g-)

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    1. Yes, the cops will get right on this one. :)

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  4. I'm thinking she left in his truck with the intent of never returning as she yelled, "you'll notice me now!"

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    1. Well, could be, but he's not remembering much about her. :)

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  5. Too funny. Typical, the truck is always more important. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have one fun day.

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    1. Yep, men and their toys. :)

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    1. Hello to Seymour Mike. :)

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  7. Boy is THAT ever the truth!!!
    xxoxoxo
    DakotasDen

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    1. Yes, it's the truth and then some. :)

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  8. He should have led with the truck. LOL

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    1. Now there's a thought. :)

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  9. If it was a Camero, now I would worry. LOL.
    Have a beautiful Tuesday Sandee. I see that you have a birthday coming up. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Yes you would. Yes, I'll be 64 shortly. :)

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  10. LOL! This is typical of many men. :)

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    1. It sure is Linda. Bless their hearts. They do love their toys. :)

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  11. Its the only way to get the husband's attention! Lol!

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    1. It appears so Nancy. :)

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  12. I think you have to wait over 24 hour for a missing person, but not a missing truck.

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    1. That's probably true Joe. :)

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  13. Some guys can be that way.

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    1. Yes, they can. Bless their hearts. :)

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  14. It's clear what happened. Lock the hubby up. Odds are he killed the wife and hid the body for putting a scratch on the truck.

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    1. Oh what a wicked mind you have this morning. Made me laugh out loud. :)

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  15. Oh my, so much truth in this! I think I agree with what Kismet said above :)

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    1. Just might be right. Kismet that is. :)

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  16. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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    1. That's pretty much what I said when I read this too. :)

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  17. tee hee.....that's why she's missing!

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    1. Could be Kathe, could be. :)

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  18. Heeheehee! Bet they will find it, indeed!

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    1. Yep, that truck will be found. :)

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  19. good thing the wife has the truck, otherwise she would never be found.

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    1. You're probably right Ann. :)

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  20. Maybe she's out seeing what that truck can do in all kinds of terrain!

    Hope you're having a great week Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. Could be, I just hope she doesn't put another scratch on that truck. :)

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  21. Damn a man's truck is his castle. Guess if you've got a good truck you don't need a split-tail!

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    1. Well, we know that truck is the only thing that's important to him. :)

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  22. Ouch for the wife...good thing she is in his truck! If I were in her shoes..I will not return the truck EVER! :D

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    1. She may not Rocks, she may not. :)

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  23. Funny story! It may be true in some cases. Men are so knowledge in non living things rather than in things...

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    1. Very true for some men. Not all, but some. :)

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  24. Hahahahaaasa...
    Good one and that's the reality.
    Have a great day!

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    1. It is for him at any rate. :)

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  25. Lucky he even remembered he had a wife.

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    1. You've a point Binky. :)

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  26. Well. We see where wifey rates! Guys can be such a pain.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Some can, but not our guys. :)

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    1. Yep, men can be most entertaining can't they. :)

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