Saturday, August 15, 2015

The Will

A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the various people mentioned in the will.

“To you, my loving wife Mary, who stood by me throughout our marriage, I leave the house and two million.

“To my daughter, Jodie, who kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business, and one million.

“And to my brother Dan who hated me, argued with me constantly, and thought that I would never mention him in my will, well you are wrong. Hi, Dan!”

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
Image Credit: Education For Health
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  1. LOL, love this. Now I'm wondering who I can mention in my will like that

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    1. Every family has a few just like this guy. :)

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  2. That is terrific. I like that a lot. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a fantastic Saturday. Take care.

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    1. Glad you got a kick out of this Marg. :)

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  3. A delightful story no doubt.

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    1. Well, it is for everyone except Dan. :)

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  4. LOL now that is a comeuppance LOL, in some cases revenge is sweet

    Have a milliontastic day Sandee :-h

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    1. It is indeed Steve. :)

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  5. I'll bet that's been done a time or two. lol

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    1. Probably more than a time or two. :)

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  6. Good mention! Heeheehee! A lady i once knew left someone she didn't like, but whom she knew would contest the will if he wasn't mentioned at all and have good grounds to do so, one silver dollar.

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    1. Yep, that's done a lot. No room to contest after that. :)

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  7. Ha ha...the power of the will...lol! Have a wonderful weekend!

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    1. The will can be a powerful thing indeed. :)

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  8. Novel way to mention someone's name in the will!
    Have a great weekend!

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  9. I thought of that story after my mother's will. Have a million dollar Saturday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Every family has some sort of similar stories to tell. :)

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  10. This is great! Perfect for all those folks who wait for people to die as they think they are entitled to some $$$. Surprise!
    Meanwhile have a wonderful fun filled day! Hugs to LB!

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    1. Yep, and there are a bunch that do just that. Shame on them. :)

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  11. LOL...Seymour wants to know what he gets in my will...I said "good". He doesn't get it...

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    1. He'll figure it out he's just a bit slower than some rocks. :)

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  12. LOL!!! :) "Hi, Dan!"

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  13. Last word in the last will.

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    1. Absolute last word indeed. :)

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  14. Have you ever noticed how people crowd around a rich man's death bed, while at the same time a poor man often dies alone!

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    1. I've noticed that indeed Ron. :)

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  15. Dan is going to get even by doing the same thing right back and Dan is changing his will today.

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    1. That is if Dan has anything to give to anyone. :)

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  16. And well deserved for being so cantankerous. Haha. MM liked it, too.

    Have a fab Saturday. We are rolling south.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Glad you both enjoyed this one. Happy travels. :)

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  17. Bwwwah!! Have a great weekend! xoxo

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    1. You have a great weekend too honey. Scritches to the babies. :)

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  18. Dear Sandee, That certainly will get his brother's attention! lol
    Have a beautiful weekend. xo Catherine

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    1. And make his very angry too. :)

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  19. That's awesome. Very clever!

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    1. Very clever. Some people are just clever. :)

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  20. Dan always misjudged him ... C-)

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  21. LOL - This is my favorite joke I have read in a while. Thanks.

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    1. I love this one too. :)

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  22. Not the kind of mention Dan hoped for.

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    1. Definitely not the mention he was looking for. :)

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