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Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies:
The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
Thank you for your message, which has been added to a querying system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
I've run away to join a different circus.
I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Lucille' instead of Steve.
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These are all good but that last one is perfect. I'm pretty sure I've had that thought more than once while at work :)
ReplyDeleteSome folks are so creative. :)
DeleteThe first two will drive me crazy! And I don't know what to say about the last one! Lol!
ReplyDeleteSometimes people shouldn't even have voice mail. :)
DeleteThat last one is really funny, although 2 weeks seems quite quick.
ReplyDeleteIt does seem rather quick doesn't it. :)
DeleteLOL love 2nd one haha!
ReplyDeleteHave a responsetastic day
Best wishes Sandee from Lucy g-)
Nineteen weeks seems a bit of a wait doesn't it. :)
DeleteThat last one is hysterical. The new Norm. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit, all have one fantastic day.
ReplyDeleteYes, probably is the new norm. :)
DeleteHaha, these are really good. I would like to see people's faces when they get those replies :) :)
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful Sunday! Hugs to you :)
Yep, it would be fun to see the reactions indeed. :)
DeleteNumber one has the right time frame for home security providers.
ReplyDeleteI hadn't thought of that. :)
DeleteAmazing, a reply in approximately 19 weeks. Now I can't wait until that reply.
ReplyDeleteHave a beautiful Sunday Sandee. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
We'll have forgotten who we called and why in 19 weeks. :)
DeleteI gotta try some of those hun..LOL HAPPY SUNDAY!!! xoxoxox hugzzzzzzzzzzzz! :)
ReplyDeleteGo for it honey. It would be grand fun. :)
DeleteI've always wanted to write one of those funny auto answer emails. I may have to "borrow" one of these.
ReplyDeleteHelp yourself. Now that we don't work we don't have to worry about what we put as our message. :)
DeleteThat last one was definitely hilarious.
ReplyDeleteIt is indeed. :)
DeleteI get sooo much spam, I should just set one of these as a default! Good stuff!
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday!
There's a thought. We get a lot of sales calls. :)
DeleteGood night, Lucy.
ReplyDeleteExactly. :)
DeleteThis is ______with _______corp, we're all hung over today. Please call back Monday.
ReplyDeleteOh this would have applied more than once. Yes indeed. :)
DeleteLOL! I love these, Sandee! :) :)
ReplyDeleteMe too Linda, me too. :)
DeleteThese are all funny- but the last one is sooooooo appropriate with todays events!
ReplyDeleteHave a great day thinking up snappy comebacks to these silly messages!
Yes it is Kathe. Times have changed haven't they. :)
DeleteLOL - just stopping by to say hello! Hope everything is going well for you.
ReplyDeleteHi honey, great to hear from you. Everything is fine here. I hope all is well with you too. :)
DeleteBwahahahahahahaha!!!! :)) :-H :-F D-)
ReplyDeleteThat's what I thought too Mike. :)
DeleteNow that last one would be a definite shocker and attention getter!
ReplyDeleteHave a great Sunday. Rain is about to hit us.
Big hugs, honey...
It sure would but most folks wouldn't even blink here in California. :)
DeleteThe second one is really weird. Imagine a doctor who wait-listed his patient to give an appointment after 19 weeks.
ReplyDeleteHave a great day!
Some doctors have a longer waiting time than this. :)
DeleteHeeheehee! Yep, i'll be waiting right here for the next installment!
ReplyDeleteI think this is it. Not sure, but I think this was the last one. :)
DeleteThe last one is especially funny Sandee & I'm almost tempted to put that one on our phone's answering machine. I don't think Michelle would agree to the prank though
ReplyDeleteI doubt Michelle would care for it one bit. :)
DeleteYou're smarter than that. Yes you are. :)
DeleteAnd the 1st one if I received that message I would probably be dumb/senile enough to comply with the directions. =D>
ReplyDeleteI just discovered your emoticons codes y-)
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DeleteThose are evil... funny, but evil. I like them :)
ReplyDeleteBTW your blog has made Tony McGurk go emoji-crazy ;)
It appears so. Tony can amuse himself very nicely and I mean that in the nicest way. :)
DeleteA lot of people would probably likes to send out some of these.
ReplyDeleteI know I would have back in my working days. :)
DeleteI am loving these Out of office replies Sandee!! I am seriously thinking I should have one now :)
ReplyDeleteHave a happy day ahead!
I would have loved to do some of these back in the day. :)
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