Sunday, August 23, 2015

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

The BBQ:

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!"

The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

Hat tip: Barb from The Swamp

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. Agent 54
4. messymimi
5. Uncle Skip
6. Tony McGurk
7. Mike Golch
8. Cranky
9. Woodsterman
10. Linda
11. Samantha
12. totsymae

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48 comments :

  1. Yes, I'm up at 3:30 am on a Sunday. Weirdness, but it happens. Anyway, I love this joke. He got his in the end.

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    1. Yikes, I hate waking up in the middle of the night. I hope you got a nap. :)

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  2. LOL well that told him haha!

    Have a teenieweenietastic day Sandee :-h

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    1. That did tell him indeed. :)

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  3. That reminds me of the time I gave my wife a dutch oven.

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    1. Bwahahahahahaha, you crack me up. :)

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  4. ah yes, revenge is sweet :) He deserved that one

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    1. Yes he did. You never, ever do that. :)

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  5. Good stuff, thanks for sharing!

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    1. You're most welcome. :)

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  6. Heeheehee! Good for her!

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    1. It's a great comeback. :)

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  7. Smart gal, that wife. He got what he deserved. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a wonderful day.

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    1. I agree Marg, I agree. :)

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    1. Yep, that's what I thought too. :)

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  9. Stupid husband. A husband should never make a comment like that if he plans on ever having any sex. Stupid man.

    Have a great Sunday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Smart husbands know this Paul, dumb ones don't. :)

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  10. The perfect come-back! Caulk one up for the wife.

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    1. Yep, she won this round. :)

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    1. Me too Caren. I laughed out loud. Scritches to Cody and Dakota. :)

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  12. Hahahahaaaaa...don'tmake fun of BBQ grill, there will be a backfire!
    Have a great Sunday!

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    1. I huge one too. You have a great Sunday too. :)

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  13. Was it gas or charcoal?

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    1. I'm thinking gas, but one never knows. :)

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  14. bwa hahahah serves him right!

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    1. It sure does Kathe. :)

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  15. Smart wife to come up with the perfect answer! Have a great Sunday!

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    1. She did have some time to plan her revenge. :)

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    1. Exactly Tony, exactly. :)

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  17. Dear Sandee, Perfection!!!
    Have a wonderful Sunday. xoxo Catherine

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    1. Perfection for her, him not so much. You have a wonderful Sunday too. :)

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  18. Good come back, although what an idiot for thinking he would get some after the BBQ remark. Thanks for the giggles.

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    1. Yep, he wasn't thinking long term at all. :)

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  19. Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! She put him in his place!! :)) :-h :-f

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  20. Hi! Sandee what a good Sunday morning laugh...

    It's good to be back!

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    1. Hi Sam. Long time no see. Good to see you back. :)

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  21. Glad everyone enjoyed it. I sure did.

    The joke. that is. Har!

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. It's an old one but its funny. :)

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  22. Maybe next time he will think before speaking.

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    1. We can hope Binky, we can hope. :)

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  23. Bwahahahahahaha!! He even took time to measure huh..now he gets what he deserved :))

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    1. He sure did get what he deserved. That was not a nice thing he did. :)

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