Saturday, August 8, 2015

Modern Barbie Dolls

Yuppi Barbie - This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

Redneck Barbie - This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Image Credit: Pinterest - Country Girl
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36 comments :

  1. LOL a free bumper sticker for purchasing a separate pickup truck. What a deal. These are great

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    1. My granddaughter loved all things Barbie. I spent a fortune too. :)

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  2. Perfect new additions to the Barbie line. Love the "shallow ken"

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  3. Heeheehee! Yep, i'll have to run right out and get the redneck version!

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    1. Don't you really mean HeeHaw instead of Heeheehee?

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    2. I love the redneck version. :)

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    3. Or YeeHaw Kismet. :)

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  4. I'm for the redneck version too LMAO!

    Have a barbietastic day :-h

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    1. Rednecks are my favorite kind of folks. :)

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  5. I agree stevebethere. I'm for the big boob redneck Barbie. I know, I put in the big boob in. Remember, I'm Italian. Hubba, hubba. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a exciting Saturday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Of course you are Paul. I knew that already. :)

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  6. Wouldn't you know they would come up with a Redneck Barbie. All my neighbors need one of those. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.

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    1. They may already have one Marg. You never know. :)

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  7. You just described my sister and me. ;)

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  8. OMG hilarious! I know some folks who would JUMP at the chance to fill out and complete their collection of Barbies! Baw hahah Have supoer duper weekend!

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    1. Yep, and perhaps now they can. You have a super duper weekend too. :)

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  9. never cared for Barbie anyway! Have a great weekend! xoxo

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    1. I didn't either, but my granddaughter did and she got pretty much whatever she wanted. :)

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  10. It would probably sell.

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    1. No doubt about that. :)

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  11. She had better come with her Daisy Dukes, too, or she won't be an aww-thentic redneck!

    Big hugs from the sunny N GA Alps, honey...

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    1. Oh yes she needs daisy dukes. :)

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  12. Like redneck Barbie! She should have a gun too!

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    1. There is a thought. :)

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  13. LOL!!! Hilarious. Redneck Barbie is a scream! :)

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    1. Yep, she is indeed. :)

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  14. I am glad I need not have to buy these Barbie dolls! No girls in my house except this old girl here! Lol!

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    1. Barbie is a huge business here. :)

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  15. Shallow Ken made me laugh

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    1. Well, Ken is shallow. :)

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  16. Too high maintenance for me!

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    1. Yep, she's needy too. :)

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