Thursday, August 13, 2015

Modern Barbie Dolls

Green Earth Barbie - This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks , or combat boots with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Green Earth Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

Dropout Barbie - This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Trailer Trash Barbie - This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gut Ken out of Trailer Trash Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a skimpy halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.

Image Credit: douggells
Image Credit: Pinterest - Humor

Thank you Stephanie Faris for supplying the trailer trash Barbie photograph.
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46 comments :

  1. So funny. Just wondering, does trailer trash Barbie have a tattoo?

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  2. Haha, this is so funny. I want a trailer trash barbie.

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    1. I want one of them too Vanessa. :)

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  3. Props to Barbie for keeping up with change, lol

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    1. Thanks Stephanie. I included it in this post. :)

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  5. Looks like Barbie is no longer the "nice" doll little girls used to play. She has to keep up with the current trend. I still prefer the old-fashioned barbie doll...lol!

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    1. She's not aging well is she. :)

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  6. LOLOL funny I am so glad I wasn't into Barbie haha!

    Have a barbielesstastic day Sandee :-)

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    1. Yep, she is pretty shallow, just like shallow Ken. :)

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  7. That's some funny thoughts.

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    1. Some people have way too much time on their hands. :)

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  8. Oh I want the Trailer trash Barbie. That is hysterical. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a fantastic day.

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    1. I do too, what fun we could have. :)

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  9. Blonde Barbies are the best if you know what I mean. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a gorgeous Thursday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Yes, I know what you mean Paul. :)

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  10. I'll bet that TTB has a steady clientele at her mobile home, working that money maker!

    Thanks for the chuckles. Big hugs, honey...

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    1. I'll bet you're right honey. :)

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  11. Oh, my, how Barbies have changed since my day. LOL

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    1. Yep, she's gone through some huge changes hasn't she. :)

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    1. Of course you do Odie. :)

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  13. OMG too funny ! Hugs to LB!

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    1. I'm pretty goofy for sure. :)

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  14. Gimme that old time Barbie she is good enough for me!

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    1. Yep, she was much nicer looking too. :)

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  15. Wow, time has changed!!! :)

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    1. Very much so Linda. :)

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  16. I think tofu Barbie's shelf life might not be too very long, left in the sun she would melt or turn green for sure! Or maybe that is the beauty of tofu Barbie, being green all the way through :)

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    1. Yep, I'm not thinking there is much of a market for the tofu Barbie. :)

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  17. Oh my gosh, I cannot stop laughing...You are so funny. I've missed you. :))

    Much love, Ann

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    1. I've missed you too. Much love back. :)

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  18. LOL! Thanks for the giggle Sandee! I needed it today!

    Hope you're having a wonderful day! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. That was the last of the Barbie doll posts. :)

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  19. LOL, these are funny. I'll keep my out for Gangsta Ken

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    1. I'm just not seeing Ken as a gangsta. :)

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  20. Lol! Sad but true... There might be a market for those :(

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    1. There probably is Jean(ie). :)

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  21. I wonder if any of those photos of "Customers of Walmart" are Trailer Trash Barbie?

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    1. I'm sure they are Mike. Walmart is a mess. :)

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  22. I don't think I want any of those!

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    1. I don't either, but I thought they were funny. :)

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