Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Life Cycle

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way.

Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating and you finish off as an orgasm.

Hat tip: Linda W.
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  1. LMAO! That's a good one! Too funny!

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    1. I thought so too Lauren. :)

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  2. Ha ha...Sandee, I have never thought of this offer. Yes, I wonder what would it be like if life is like what you have written about...

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    1. Well, it was a delightful twist wasn't it. :)

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  3. Hmmm, I never thought about it like that.

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  4. Very bizarre concept. Love the last line. LOL

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  5. And then hopefully everyone is happy! Oh.My.Gravy. What a concept!

    Big hugs from rainy nawth jawjah, honey...

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    1. Oh.My.Gravy is right. :)

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  6. Dah!!!!!!!!!!

    Have a beautiful Tuesday Sandee. Enjoy your sun but be careful. For us today and tomorrow it means rain. I know that you would love have it but if I could box, I would send it to you my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. I wish you could send the rain too Paul. :)

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  7. New approach, interesting.
    Have a great day!

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    1. Very new approach indeed. :)

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  8. Certainly a different way of thinking. Hilarious, Sandee!!! :) :)

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    1. Sometimes a different way of thinking turns out to be rather funny. :)

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  9. That's the way to get rid of these wrinkles.

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  10. LMAO I quite liked that sounds better doesn't it =))

    Have a reversetastic day Sandee :-h

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  11. Life backwards sound fantastic. How do we sign up for that. Good think Sandee. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have one fun day.

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  12. Saw a movie once with Brad Pitt, can"t recall the name' In the movie the old man, Brad, keeping getting younger---but it ended before the orgasm!!!!

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    1. Benjamin Button?

      Yep. Sounds good to me...

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    2. Oh, I didn't know they made a movie about this very thing. :)

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    3. It sounds good to me too Jean(ie). :)

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  13. Works for me and so getting swipped!!!!!!!!! :)) :-h :-f :-* D-)

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    1. Swipe away Mike, swipe away. :)

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  14. Hah, well definitely makes you take a new look at the life cycle!

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    1. It sure does. I laughed out loud when I caught on. :)

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  15. Good one- there is actually a movie about this very thing! The Curious Case of Benjamin Button! Cool movie...based on a short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald!
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0421715/

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    1. I had no clue. Well, I guess we know what this joke is based on then. :)

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  16. It is an interesting theory, and lol that there is a movie like that already. Why am I not surprised? :)

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    1. I'm not surprised, but I didn't know this. :)

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  17. Yep, I think that sounds like a way better plan

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    1. Yes it does doesn't it. :)

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  18. It would be more fun that way!

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  19. Well, that sure sounds like a better way to go!

    Happy Tortie Tuesday Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. Well, it's kind of racy, but I laughed out loud when I read this. :)

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  20. Now THAT is a good idea. I always did feel that youth was wasted on the young!

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    1. Sometimes if does feel like it's wasted on the youth. They sure don't seem to appreciate youth until they get far older. :)

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  21. Wow! that is interesting theory :) but then.. we're all bound to get old sooner or later.
    Have a nice day Sandee!

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    1. This is true, but you know how goofy I can be. :)

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  22. I am totally unable to explain this one to my pet rock. An "orgasm" to Seymour is what the Phantom of the Oprah plays...(yes, that's Seymour's world).

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    1. I know about Seymour's world. Remember he lived with me for several months. :)

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    1. It would be, but as a joke it's funny. :)

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