Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Password Reset

A senior trying to reset their password...

WINDOWS:
Please enter your new password.

USER:
cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER:
boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER:
1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER:
50damnboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER:
50DAMNboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER:
50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER:
ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS:
Sorry, that password is already in use.

Hat tip: Linda W.
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    1. More times than I want to remember too. :)

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  2. LOL crikey passwords are a complete pain LOL

    Have a phrasetastic day Sandy :-h

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    1. Yes they are. You change your email address and you may never get a pass code right ever again. :)

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  3. LOL - that password is probably well over used in the windows world. That's why I use Mac. :)

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    1. And I use Linux.

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    2. I still use Windows. I'm used to Windows. :)

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    3. I don't know the first thing about Linux. :)

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  4. Been there, done that. Just add 01 to the end of that last password and hopefully they are good to go.At least it looks like a secure password. Now if the user could just remember that many characters

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    1. Yep, it's a pain and then some. :)

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  5. Oh my goodness. I'm surprised that he didn't apply a F - word in the entire password. I would have been swearing by now. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a beautiful Tuesday Sandee. Just to let you know, our grass is now starting to brown up a little. See ya,

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Well, I would have taken that word out if it had been in there. That's a bit over the top. :)

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  6. Oh I so understand. That password stuff if soooooooooo annoying but thanks Sandee for this funny. You and Zane and Little Bit have a wonderful day.

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    1. Yes, they are annoying. Then there is the user names too. :)

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  7. omg this is hilarious!! Sounds like me!!!! Have a fabulous day! Much love from US!! xoxo

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    1. You have a fabulous day too honey. Much love back. :)

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  8. You forgot the end of the story when the "blue screen of death" appears.

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    1. I've had that screen more than once. :)

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    1. I've had days where this was my life. :)

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  10. oh my goodness- each addition to the password made me laugh even harder....and you should see some of my passwords- they even have a few cuss words added!
    Have a wonderful day and big scritches to sweet LB!

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    1. I've not done the cuss words yet, but I've thought of a few trying to sign on to some sites. :)

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  11. LOL!!! Oh my goodness! :)

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    1. Yep, user names and passwords are frustrating at times. :)

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  12. Hahaaa!!! Sandee, your password joke is really good! Have a beautiful Wednesday!

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    1. It's funny if it's not happening to me. :)

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  13. It'd be even funnier if it wasn't so dagggone real!! :)

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    1. Yep, I agree with that. :)

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  14. Hahahahahahaaaaa....fabulous way of testing e-ndurance!
    Have a great day!

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    1. I like that. e-durance. I get it. :)

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  15. Heeheehee! Yep, some of my passwords almost look like that!

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    1. Yes they do. I've had a few over time too. :)

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  16. Hahaha! I laughed so hard the kids are looking at me like I'm crazy! That was the funniest thing I have heard all week!

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    1. I'm glad I made you laugh out loud. :)

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  17. they make it so that it's hard for someone else to figure out your password and almost impossible to remember yourself.

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    1. I've often wondered the same thing Ann. :)

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  18. MOL! That's funny! I'll have to show my techy hubby that one!

    Hope you're having a great day Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit!

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    1. Oh remember at work when you had to change your password every 30 days. Yikes, that was tough. :)

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  19. Password hell is what that is! Hahaha. I would POed too!!!

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Password hell. That's spot on honey. :)

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  20. Passwords are a pain in butt! But hell you have to have the fricking things.

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    1. They can be a pain in the butt for sure Ron. :)

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  21. I let my pet rock pick passwords. No scammer or hacker can break a geologic password.

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    1. Seymour is smarter than the average rock you know. :)

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  22. Dear Sandee. Unfortunately, that sounds like most of our experiences with a computer!! xoxo Catherine

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    1. Unfortunately. I've had my days too. :)

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  23. I am L....O....L how funny this is, Ive done all this,talk about jumping through hoops.
    I use Robo Form now to remember all my passwords, if I should and do forget, to many Birthdays!!

    Thanks for sharing on The Oh My Heartsie Girls ww this week!
    Hope you have a happy week!
    Karren

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    1. I just checked that site out. Kind of scares me to have my passwords with someone else. Great idea outside of that. :)

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  24. With some systems, there are no easy passwords.

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    1. I've got a couple of banks that drive me crazy. You have to have his many letters, and this many in uppercase and this many numbers. Drives me crazy. :)

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