Thursday, July 2, 2015

Holy Email

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on... So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.' So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.

When the angel returned she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'

God was not pleased. So HE decided to email the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.

Hat tip: Linda W.
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54 comments :

  1. Must be God doesn't have my current email address.....lol

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  2. I got one, it simply said, "well done." - LOL

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    1. Well, I'm not surprised you got one. :)

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  3. hahaha!! refreshing my browser-probably will get it later, bad internet connection -LOL

    Happy day my dear!

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    1. You'll get one Rocks. Yes you will. :)

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  4. LMAO nope i am still waiting =))

    Have a patiencetastic day Sandee :-)

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    1. We can wait together Steve. :)

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  5. I am certain it is lost in the internet somewhere! No misbehaving in our rainy world.

    Scritches to LB. Big hugs, honey...

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    1. I'm sure you'll get one too honey. :)

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  6. He must not have had my email. Oh well we can't all be good. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a fantastic day.

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    1. This is true Marg, we can't all be good. :)

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  7. I'm still waiting for the email. I know it will be there soon. Oh yes it will be there. Oh shucks, I know what % I was in.
    Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee. Try to be cool. I know that you guys must be just stifling in the heat. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. I'm in the same percentage as you Paul. :)

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  8. I'm afraid that the numbers are worse than we think. "...as it is written, there is none righteous, not even one." Romans 3:10. Just sayin'.

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    1. You're right Driller. I did think this was cute though. :)

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  9. Ain't no misbehaving goin' on here... Does he need Miss Bee's email address? lol.

    Have a lovely day! xoxo

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    1. I wonder if Miss Bee got one? I'm not thinking she did. Good for her. :)

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  10. Must have gone into Spam...
    Have a great day!

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    1. That's a good excuse for not getting one. :)

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  11. Bwah!!!!! Nor did I!!!!!! xoxo

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    1. Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one and I'm in some great company too. :)

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  12. I didn't either, but I've gotten many from rich Nigerians offering to make me rich as well.

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    1. I got one of those this morning. I deleted it of course. :)

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  13. So far didn't receive any holy email but there are many offering to bank in big sum of money into my bank account...lol!

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    1. You get those too. Don't we all. :)

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  14. I won't share the contents.

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    1. It's probably best that way. :)

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  15. Heeheehee! It's okay, i'll ask my mother, i KNOW she got one!

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    1. If not, God is in DEEP doo doo.

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    2. But will she tell you the contents messymimi? :)

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    3. You have that right Kismet. :)

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  16. oh hahahah snort...I read this to Russell and he did not get the email either! That's what we get for changing ours I guess....thanks for the giggles! Stay cool and big hugs to all!

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    1. I snorted when I read this too. Had me hook, line and sinker. :)

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  17. I have to go check my email again. Sometimes things get deleted amongst the huge amounts of junk. ;)

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    1. I'm sure you have one somewhere Rose. I'm sure. :)

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  18. My pet rock got one...I didn't. Dang...

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    1. Seymour got one? Really. Our Seymour? I'm shocked. :)

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  19. That's really cute.

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    1. I thought so too Linda. :)

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  21. Dear Sandee, I thought that was adorable!! By the way I did not get one either. lol
    Blessings dear. xoxo Catherine

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    1. And if any of my readers deserved to get that email it was you. :)

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  22. I'm with the hopeless 95%...coffee is on

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    1. I'll be right over to join you for coffee. :)

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  23. Hehehe this made me laugh...I didn't get one either ;)

    Hey. As they say. YOLO! ;D

    Have a happy 4th Sandee! ^_^

    Toodles,
    Tammy<3

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    1. Well your mom sure should have. Don't you agree?

      Happy 4th too Tammy. :)

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    1. Yep, nobody will tell the rest of us what it said. :)

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  25. I read this out to Michelle & when I asked the question she didn't know what the email said either.

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    1. But you know right. I'm sure you do. :)

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  26. well i'm miss-bee-havin' some days but not all of them so that should count for something!

    smiles, bee
    xoxo

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    1. I don't think you're misbeehavin all that much. :)

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