Sunday, June 7, 2015

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

The Ventriloquist:

A young ventriloquist is touring Essex and, one night, he's doing a show in Romford. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Essex blonde women that way? What does the colour of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people Its people like you that make others think that all Blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general … pathetically all in the name of humour!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:

"You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little shit on your lap."

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. Peace'O'Mind
4. Rhonda
5. Blogitudes
6. Woodsterman
7. Agent 54
8. Cruisin' Paul
9. Perk at Work
10. messymimi
11. Just Out
12. Tony McGurk
13. Mystical Mimi
14. Cranky
15. Linda
16. Binky
17. Joy
18. Barb
19. Ann
20. Margs Animals
21. Dakota
22. Traveling Bells
23. Jean R.
24. Nancy Chan
25. Kathe W.
26. Kali
27. Laika

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48 comments :

  1. Ha ha. That made my day:)

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    1. I'm happy about that Joy. :)

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  2. Two of kind, they are. ;)

    Have a funtabulous Sunday, Sandee~ x0x0

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    1. Yes they are Barb. You have a funtabulous day too. :)

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  3. I've dated puppets, but I prefer ventriloquist dolls - there's no strings attached

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    1. Bwahahahahaha, you're right about that. :)

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  4. LOL hilarious and yep typical Essex girl Haha!

    Have a dummytastic day Sandee :-h

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    1. It's a great blonde joke too. :)

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  5. well she almost had me fooled ....lol

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    1. You're way too smart to be fooled by this gal. :)

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  6. So funny. One of the best blonde joke I have heard.

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    1. Yep, it is indeed Rhonda. :)

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  7. Now that is one funny blonde joke. She sure proved it. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a terrific day.

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    1. Bless her heart. That's what I said when I read this one. :)

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  8. ROF!!!! Have a wonderful day! xoxo

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    1. You have a wonderful day too my friend. :)

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  9. I just LOVE blondes and the jokes about them. Believe it or not, blondes really are really intelligent. I think men are terrified of them or want to be them. Is Catliyn Jenner a blonde? Ha,ha,ha. ( Sorry Bruce )
    Have a wonderful Sunday on your yacht Sandee. Say hi to Zane & Little Bit also. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Yes they are Paul, and we don't mind being teased about being blonde either. :)

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  10. Hahaha...that's a good one. Yes, I love blonde jokes.

    Sending Sunday smiles your way scritches to LB...big hugs to you, honey...

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    1. Sending Sunday smiles back honey and scritches to the babies. :)

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  11. I thought finally a blonde was going to best someone in a blonde joke. I got fooled. Funnest punchline ever.

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    1. Me too. I got fooled too. :)

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  12. She's right! People with wooden heads shouldn't throw hand axes.

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    1. You're right Tim. Yes you are. :)

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  13. LOL! Love this, Sandee. Here I'm reading along thinking , 'Wow! Best speech ever by a blonde in a joke' ... and then I get to the end. Bam! Excellent joke and laugh! Thank you! :D

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    1. They all mess up the punch line don't they. :)

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  14. Heeheehee! Sometimes we all do ourselves in, don't we?

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    1. And us blondes do it most of the time. :)

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  15. Lol! What an ending to the joke! Great joke, Happy Sunday, Sandee!

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  16. bwa hahahah good one! Have a great day!

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    1. You too honey. Scritches to Miss Lucy. :)

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  17. If the Little Shit proposed to her, she'd probably accept.

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    1. You're probably right. :)

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    1. That's what I thought too. :)

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  19. Sandee, I am laughing hysterically here!!! LOL! Love it. Thank you so much for adding my link to your blog today, it is so kind of you, and I really appreciate it. :)

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    1. You are most welcome Linda. Your pranks are hysterical. :)

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  20. Those little guys are nuthin' but trouble makers

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    1. That is so true Tony. :)

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  21. Dummy see, dummy do?

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  22. Sounds like her comment came from the Peanut Gallery.

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    1. It did Jason, it did. :)

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  23. Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

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    1. That's what I said too. :)

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  24. hahahahaha!!! poor little guy :)

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    1. Yep, life is hard sometimes. Very hard. :)

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