Thursday, June 11, 2015

Rowdy Drunks

Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car in Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

“Hey, show us yer tits, ye bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks.

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, “I don’t think they know who we are. Show them your cross.”

So Sister Mary Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, “Screw off ye little fookin’ wankers, before I come over there and rip yer nuts off!”

Sister Mary Margaret looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, “Was that cross enough?

Hat tip: Weezie
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  1. That was just about right. ;))

    bahahahaha!

    xoxo

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    1. I thought so too Barb. :)

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  2. LMAO brilliant response hahah!
    Have a habittastic day Sandee :-h

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    1. Don't mess with nuns. :)

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  3. Hahahahaha! Love it. Sisters are people, too!

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    1. Yes they are Lisa, yes they are. :)

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  4. Well done Sister. That is telling them. That is just pretty darn funny. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a super Thursday.

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    1. She did it very well I thought. :)

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  5. Can I unsee that? LOL

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    1. I don't think so. It's out of the bag now. :)

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  6. love it! Have a great day and lots of scrtches for LB!

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    1. You have a great day too honey. Scritches to Miss Lucy. :)

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  7. Haha, I think she got that right! The little wankers.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. The little wankers is right. :)

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  8. I'd hate to see that nun when she's drunk. What a tough broad, sorry sister. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a beautiful Thursday Sandee. I'm praying for rain, rain for you not me. I've had enough around here. Even the lawns are putting up the white flag. Ha,ha,ha. See ya my great friend.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. We aren't going to get rain until this coming fall. It is what it is, but thanks for the great wishes. :)

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  9. Well said Sister.
    Have a great Thursday!

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    1. Very well said. You have a great Thursday too. :)

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  10. Thank goodness I only went to Catholic school for one year.

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    1. Those sisters could be quite mean I hear. :)

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    2. During that year, I was hit with a ruler for my posture, and my worst offense, spinning with another girl in the streets of NY. OMG!!!!

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    3. I had a fourth grade teacher that liked that ruler and cracking my knuckles and it wasn't even a catholic school. :)

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  11. Haha, this reminds me of the audio of a bunch of church ladies who were waiting at a light. Some guy was being rather rude, so they got out of their car and beat him with their purses and bibles. It was hilarious!

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    1. I would have loved to have seen that Jen. I think you would have too. :)

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  12. Different meanings for the same sounds leads to jokes.

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    1. It does indeed Kismet. :)

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  13. Definitely cross enough! LOL! :)

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    1. I thought she did a find job at being cross. :)

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  14. Another girl in our class was bashing another girl's head into the NYC sidewalk, but the sniper nun caught us spinning around. I had to bring home a letter of 'disapproval' from Sister Pauline for my dad to sigh and he couldn't believe I was in trouble for spinning. We actually had to show him what spinning was. He thought it was ridiculous.

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    1. I'm telling you sometimes what needs attention doesn't even get noticed and what should even be noticed is. It's silly. :)

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  15. I'm laughing like crazy here and Gibbs is looking at me like I've lost it

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    1. Gibbs better get used to mom. You and I are much alike. :)

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  16. Heeheehee! Yes! It probably was!

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    1. I'm pretty sure it was. :)

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  17. Being Catholic and having two nuns in my family, this made me laugh out loud!!!!! That is hysterical!!!!!

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    1. I thought you'd get a kick out of this. Nuns have a great sense of humor. :)

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  18. Can I get an amen sista! LOL hugzzzzzzzzzzz!! xoxoxo :-)

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    1. Amen sista. Have a fabulous day too honey. Big hugs and tons of love. ♥♥♥

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    1. Yes they can, and they can be lots of fun too. :)

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  20. Crosser than most.

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    1. She did that very well. :)

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  21. OMG - I am laughing so hard it hurts. Funniest thing I have read in years. Thanks Sandee.

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    1. I'm glad you got a kick out of this Rhonda. :)

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