Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Confessional

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.

The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do.

The rabbi comes, and he and the priest are in the confessional. In a few minutes, a woman comes in and says, 'Father, forgive me for I have sinned.'

The priest asks, 'What did you do?'

The woman says, 'I committed adultery.'

The priest says, 'How many times?'

And the woman replies, 'Three.'

Priest: 'Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box, and go and sin no more.'

A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says, 'Father forgive me for I have sinned.'

'What did you do?'

‘I committed adultery.'

'How many times?'

'Three times.'

The priest says, 'Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more.'

The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it, so the priest leaves.

A few minutes later another woman enters and says, 'Father, forgive me for I have sinned.'

The rabbi says, 'What did you do?'

The woman replies, 'I committed adultery.'

The rabbi, getting it off pat, says, 'How many times?'

The woman replies, 'Once.'

The rabbi said, 'Go and do it two more times, We have a special this week, three for $5.'

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
Image Credit: Pop Dose
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52 comments :

  1. bahahahaha! :))

    Have yourself an unorthodox day, Sandee! xoxo

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  2. Hahahahahahaha! I don't think he got it at all. :P

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    1. I think he did it his way. :)

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  3. and that's what happens when you don't get adequate training.....lol

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    1. Well, there is that. :)

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  4. Too very funny. He is going to get that $5.00. Sandee, you have a great day along with Zane and Little Bit.

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    1. Yep, he going to get that five bucks indeed. :)

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  5. Oh my, he is too straight forward! And what a mess it will be! Lol!

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    1. Yes, it will be a mess, but perhaps fun for the woman. :)

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  6. Hey! That was my ex-wife!

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    1. Hey! That was my ex-husband! :)

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  7. this is hysterical! Thanks for the giggles and give LB some extra hugs from Lucy! She loves dogs!

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    1. I'll be glad to give LB some extra hugs from Auntie Kathe. :)

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  8. Boy oh boy would I not like to have to fill in on a Confessional booth, but I think the Rabbi has got it down indeed!

    Have a great day and thanks for the laughs!

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    1. He's doing it his way isn't he. :)

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  9. Such a deal! Hahaha.

    Big hugs to you, and scritches to LB, honey...

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    1. All's fair with this Rabbi. :)

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  11. So Funny. Thanks for the giggles.

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    1. You're most welcome Rhonda. :)

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  12. Hahahahahahaaaaaa...super deals in confessional!
    Have a great day!

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    1. Super deal for her indeed. :)

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    1. Bwahahahahahaha. This is spot on. :)

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  14. I wonder if the male is the same one with the woman.

    I read Kismet's comment and had to laugh as I pondered it.

    xoxo

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    1. Kismet has a wicked sense of humor. :)

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  15. Hahahahaha! That made me laugh! MOL!

    Hope you're having a great Tortie Tuesday! Scritches to Little Bit!

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    1. I'm having a great Tortie Tuesday. :)

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  16. The Rabbi got it right! Have a nice day Sandee!

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    1. Well, he did didn't he. Did what the priest did. :)

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  17. Haha. That seems about right!

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    1. Made sense to the Rabbi. :)

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  18. LMAO well he was only trying to help :))

    Have an offertastic day Sandee :-h

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    1. Yes, and he thought it was three for five. :)

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  19. LOL! Love this! So very funny!

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    1. Thanks so much Cherie. :)

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  20. Heeheehee! That's a great one!

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  21. Hilarious!!! I don't think he got it. :) Thanks so much for the laugh, Sandee!

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    1. He may not of got it but it's funny. :)

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    1. I think the Rabbi just wanted to be fair. :)

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  23. Ha Ha That is hilarious Sandee. I think I may have a spare $5, is the special still on???

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    1. As long as the Rabbi is covering for the Priest the special is still on. :)

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