Thursday, May 14, 2015

Why Did You Have To Die?

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself and replied, "My wife's first husband."

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
Image Credit: Pacific Coast Memorials
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  1. haha! Didn't see that one comin'. ;-D

    Have a wonderful day, hon. It's getting hot and steamy here... but not the way Miss Bee's world is getting steamy. It's just in the 90's here in the shade. hahahaha!

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    1. I didn't either Barb. :)

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  2. I'll bet there are MANY guys that feel that way, hahaha. Thanks for the smiles.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Probably honey. Bless their hearts. :)

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  3. Now that is very funny. Poor guy. Nothing he can do about it now.
    Sandee, you and Zane and that Little Bit have a great great day.

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    1. Well, perhaps he can get a divorce. :)

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  4. That's not me. I just love my wife totally. I wouldn't know what to do without her. Maybe I'll ask her if she feels the same way. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. You don't have a problem at all Paul. And thanks for letting me steal this joke. :)

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  5. That seems to be an age old problem. c-)

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  6. I could have swore I commented on this joke a few days ago. I'm going batty!

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    1. You did read it the other day because I stole it from Paul at Mr. Cruiser's Notes. You're not going batty. :)

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  7. The second hubby will see that it's the only way out and take it.

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    1. Perhaps. That could happen. :)

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  8. LOL would love to have seen the blokes face after he heard that haha!

    Have a tanfabulous day Sandee :-h

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  9. Ha Ha. Nice joke:)

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  10. I didn't see that one coming either.

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    1. Those are the best ones because you just can't figure out how they'll end. :)

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  11. Hahaha!! Oh my this is a good one. You find the best jokes to start my day off :)

    Happy Thursday!

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    1. I steal most of them Jen, but thanks. :)

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  12. I should have seen it coming, but you got me again.

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    1. Well, good for me. It's not easy putting one over on you. :)

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  13. bwa hahah sick and twisted! hahahah Have a super day!

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    1. I am both sick and twisted. In a good sort of way though. :)

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  14. Hahaha! Didn't see that one coming.

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    1. I love it when you don't see it coming. Makes it funnier. :)

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  15. Heeheehee! He died because he wanted to, i'm sure!

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    1. Sometimes that's the only way out right. :)

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  16. LOL. I wonder if Wade would cry at my ex husbands grave

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    1. I don't think so. I think he like you just fine. :)

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  17. Hahaha! I didn't guess that one!

    Happy almost Friday Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. I didn't see this coming either. Happy Friday and scritches to the babies. :)

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    1. Well it appears that way doesn't it. :)

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  19. I had to read that twice to get it and then laughed out loud!!!

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    1. I know I'm a bit sick and twisted, but I just can't help myself. :)

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  20. hahahaha!! wow! deeply mourning :)

    Have a warm and super nice day my dearest!!

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    1. Very deep mourning.

      You have a warm and super day too honey. :)

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  21. Good one Sandee, and true in some cases!

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    1. Yes indeed. Not in our cases, but some. :)

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  22. I didn't think of such a answer from him! Good one..

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    1. Thanks, and thanks for visiting. :)

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  23. Sounds like he needs to call a divorce lawyer!

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    1. I agree, life is too short to be miserable. :)

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  24. What an inconsiderate bastard.
    Whenever I think of death I think of the word 'interred' and that makes me giggle

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    1. Giggling is a good thing. Nice to meet you Ronnie. :)

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  25. bahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha

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    1. That's pretty much what I said. :)

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    1. Or Bwahahahahahahaha. :)

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    1. And good mourning to you too. :)

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  28. I don't know how I missed this one. It's hilarious. Thanks. I needed a good laugh today.

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