Thursday, May 28, 2015

The Text

A guy texts his neighbor friend:

Dear Keith: I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you.

I know it's no excuse, but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again.

The neighbor, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom and without a word, shoots his wife.

Moments later the guy gets a second text: Damn, found a spelling error, I really should use spell check! That should be "WiFi"... Sorry!

Hat tip: Uncle Skip
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38 comments :

  1. holy crapinoli. where's autocorrect when you need it?

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. Pretty frightening isn't it. :)

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  2. Like Barb said, where's autocorrect. I was expecting the neighbor to text back and say don't worry I've been helping myself to your wife too

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    1. I didn't see this one coming. Not at all. :)

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  3. LOL - so funny. Poor woman. No chance to explain.

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    1. Didn't even know why she was about to be killed. :)

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  4. Whoops!
    Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Big whoops. You have a wonderful Thursday too. :)

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  5. Spellchecker would have assumed that "wife" was the intended word. Oops!

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    1. Probably so. Unfortunately. :)

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  6. The story is unbelievable because you can't get that many characters in a text.

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    1. Well, it was funny. I wouldn't know because I don't text. :)

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  7. oooopsy.....and spell check would not have worked anyhow! Have a perfectly spelled day!

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    1. Probably not. Sometimes you have to ask some questions. :)

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  8. I sooo didn't see that one coming. Oops!

    Have a spectacular day...as usual. Scritches to LB.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Well that was one huge mistake. That texting is for the birds. Pick up the phone and call. Sandee, you have a super day along with Zane and Little Bit.

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    2. I didn't see it coming either Sandy. :)

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    3. I agree Marg. People will forget how to spell at some point. :)

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  9. Uh oh. Talk about going off half-cocked. Sheesh, think before you murder.

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    1. Yes, think before you murder needlessly. :)

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  10. We live in a new age and us dinosaurs are having a rough time!

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    1. Yes we do Ron, yes we do. :)

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  11. Yikes. Shoot first and ask questions later?

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    1. That's what he did. :)

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  12. Heeheehee! And Oops!

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    1. Big oops, but it's funny. :)

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  13. LOL!!! A definite Oops! :)

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    1. Yes, a definite oops. :)

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    1. Perhaps a bit more than slight Binky. :)

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  15. Oh my! Talk about a spelling error gone bad! Yikes!

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    1. Gone very, very badly. :)

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  16. HA HA HA HA HA OH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA!

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    1. What a mess this turned out to be. :)

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  17. Digital (age) error! WiFi is more than wife in this digital era.

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    1. Yep, a huge digital age error. :)

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